Lol.

Everyone knows there are some pretty freky wacky times...that just aren't cool. xD
TELL ME!!!

-We had to dance to Jai Ho from Slumdog Millionare for our Spring concert. :wacko:
- After I told my music teacher that one of our songs remind me of a gray ballerina killing over, she said for me not to do drugs :blink:
-Being the only one to write wacky messages in the yearbooks everywhere xD
-Giggling in the middle of S.S. class and everyone staring. :blink:
-Waking up and finding that I was sleeping on the floor :lol:

TELL.
ME.
YOURS!

My uncle tried to show how to do Michael Jackson's moon walk and I tripped and fell backwards and then hit a wall. xD

mj dided of takeing to much drugs i think

I know. D: I have another funny moment:

I jumped off the bathroom counter screaming "I BELIVE I CAN FLYYY!!!" and then I hurt my ankle really bad.

Please don't talk about his death..*sniffle*

-ignore-

Why I am I the only one who shared any?

I did :3

Oh, that's right! x3

When I First Moved Into my New House We Were Walking In The Back And I Fell Into The Jacuzzi.
xD

Well, I vaguely remember one time when I was young and outside at daycare on the playground and my friends and I went to this one guys we were vaguely friends with and we went over and pulled down his pants..... We were all laughing-I even think the victim was too.

Just today I was licking some stuff that was really good off a spoon like a lollipop, and this one other girl is looking at me when I'm doing it.....I quickly turn around and feel like punching my self in the gut.


Also, today, same restaurant, I'm about to exit through the doors (the ones like school doors with a metal bar in front and the double doors) and I bump into the metal bar. XD

My cat is playing with the dog. She smacks her in the face with her paw. I managed to catch a picture.....

I Saw Your Personal Pic.
Your Cat Looks Like Mine =)

uh you know my ubsasoin with harry potter well i was at the mall and i thought
i saw emma watson aka hermionie so i ran at her screeming emma emma sighn my head the she turned around and it was a old dude :wacko:

Let's see.... I put a plastic dog figurine in my grandmother's purse and it stayed there for a week.

I was at the Mall's food court and I was eating some chinese noodles and when I was slurping one of my noodles a little kid was staring at me and when I was finished, I *Burped* and then the kid tried to burp and made weird sounds...? :blink:

My friend called on April Fools Day and tried to make me think that it was MCDonalds. So I pranked her back by putting Furby on the other end! :lol:

I had a Transformer on my dresser while putting my bra on and he fell off,bounced off my chest,and landed in my underwear drawer amongst my panties,staring up at me! (I swear I didn't bump the dresser!)

I was drinking lemonade at a public gathering,and a friend told me a joke. I laughed so hard that lemonade came squirting out my nose and splashed the person sitting in front of me. The weird thing is that no one noticed except the victim and I. :wacko:

Once,I went to check on a girl I was waiting for. It was in the morning and we were at her house. When I opened the door to her room,I had to close it very quickly again because she was still in her underwear and she screamed when she saw me. :unsure:

I've done so many ridiculous things,or had them happen to me,that I can't name them all. I can tell more if you want.

LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was running from the kitchen to living room and the vaccuum was in the middle of the floor and I tripped over it.

And I was looking in the fridge and the thing you use to adjust the temperature siad "Frozen Food Temerature" but I read it as "Flash Flood Temperature."

And my friend had some truffles and he let me have one. It exploded when I tried to bite into it.

One time me and my best friend where at wal-mart and she was like walking to the produce and I was talking to my mom for a minute, so I noticed that she wasn’t next to me so I ran towards her, and I slipped in front of a lot of people, and we were both cracking up

One time at school it was raining and my school is an outside school but the classes, so I was walking with a cute guy and I fell slipped on water and fell on my friend, then people where making fun of me, I didn’t care.

Last Friday me and my best friend went to wal-mart again with my mom, and we were in lingura (?) so I took a 46DD bra and took it to the dressing room, and me and my friend were taking pictures with the bra on our head like she had one side and I had the other, it was a nice hat.

Me and my best friend (again), we went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, its right next to wal-mart, so me and her ditched my mom to go there. There were these Kookie pillows, so she took one and then hit me in my head, then she swung in over her head then tossed it like 20 feet (about less than 9 meters) away from us.

Me and my best friend where at the Adventure Dome, and she dared me to ask a guy for a hug, I will do any dare, so I took it, then I asked this guy for a hug and he was like “hell-o no”, my friend was cracking up behind me, and I kept fighting I was like “whyyyyyy” and yea, so that was pretty funny.

Me and my best friend where at Chuck E. Cheeses, and we went with my mom’s friend and her 3 year old, we took the 3 year old to the robot Chuckie, and I stood up on the thing that no one is aloud to go on, and I did a very big smile with like my gums showing and my eyes closed and it was a funny picture.

The other day, I think Saturday, that my best friend was over and I was sitting on a bouncy ball, and I was like moving all around on it, then she pushed me off with 1 finger and I lost my balance, then I fell right to the ground, we were on my bed, so I fell on my hard wooden floor and I kicked over my 2nd fan, and it fell on my back. So right now my knee still hurts from it.

And I have more stories, I might just wait till me and my friend go to the eye doctor tomorrow for my check up.

That funny, Super Furby!

Me and my brother were playing capture the flag, and I was trying to freeze him once he went to my part, and I slipped. We both laughed. :wiz:

LOL!! :lol:

One time I was riding on our tractor, while my brother was driving and he was playing around and we ran into the electric fence. It was funny, but we were afraid that our dad would yell at us. :wiz:

LOL! I drove a tractor once.

Anyway, I was on the phone with my friend and she saw a spider. She really hates spiders. All of a sudden she startedc screaming, "OMYGOSH A BUG! A BUG!!!! GET IT AWAY!!!!" xD

:lol: Reminds me of the time I was talking on the phone to my best friend(Hers is wireless) and one of her brothers stole the phone from her and was running through the house with it. He always brags about what a great athlete he is...yet I could here him panting all the way! :lol: When my friend caught up to him she forced him into submission by whacking him with a pillow! :lol: "Fear the pillow of Woe and Misery!" I yelled over the phone. :lol:

Thats Funny!! LOL :lol: :lol:

Sorry for bringing this back, but something else really funny happened to me today. As I already told you guys, I recently saw the musical CATS, and we bought a CATS shirt there. I was wearing it today while I was at my friend's house, and she another friend over (they're both seven years old) and I was tal;king about the Beatles. I can't remember what I said exactly but I know it involved Paul McCartney, and since I had changed the subject from CATS to the Beatles, one of them thought that Paul McCartney was the name of a CATS character. Later on my friend's brother and I were joking around and told her if she could answer this question, we'd give her five dollars. Well, the question was "What is the circumference of a square?" because ther is no answer to that question, she asked us to ask her another question. This time I asked the question. I ak her to name a CATS character, and she says Paul McCartney. Lol

LO! Good one! E-day loo-loo! :lol:

And the whole time, I'm thinking, "Who names a cat Sir Paul McCartney?!"

Yeah,lol!!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: "Sir Paul McCartney". XD

Yep,Cats is a good musical. I've only seen parts of it,but I have the book on which it is based. :wub:

I want to get that book. It is called Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, am I correct?

And I remember the other day a kid in my class told the math teacher he "Willn't forget his homework." And then our math teacher told our english teacher, "Good luck." XD

^_^ Yes you are. If you want,I could write down the poems and send them to you via PM. You could have your own "copy" until you can get your hands on one. :)

:lol: Yeah,the vocabulary some kids have these days really shocks me.

Recently,on Halloween night,I was helping run one of those fishing games,where you toss the pole over the wall and the person behind the wall attatches a goodie to it,by being the person behind the wall. It was at a church event that was open to the community. The little kids kept whacking me over the head with the basket on the end of the line. :lol: I was wearing one of those large,hairy spider decorations with the bendy legs on my head,and one of those poor kids actually hooked it by mistake and pulled it up. :lol: He got quite a nasty surprise when he saw what was on the other end of the line. :lol:

Kid: :blink:

Me: *Trying not to laugh*

here are some of mines:

1. In the last year we had a thai exchange student in our class,called Ploy. It was near winter and we could still communicate in English with each other,but she started to speak and understand Hungarian too. So we stood in our classroom's doorway and talked about something in English and my classmate/best friend,Barbi asked me a question and i answered with yes in English instead of Hungarian :lol:

2. One night i had a very realistic dream.In my dream i was watching a music channel and they played a brand new song and clip from Black Eyed Peas.The song was unknown but it was very cool,i loved it very much and i wanted to download it on a music site at that moment,so i woke up,turned my PC on and wanted to go on a music downloading site,but then i stopped cause i didn't remember the song's name and after a few secs i realised that it was only just a dream :lol: Though i was searching for Black Eyed Peas songs and downloaded the most,cause they're very cool B)

wow that's good, szasza :D

do you have any funny moments too? B)

:( :( :( neva! :(

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I had forgotten about this one:

The other day my friend told this guy she was going to do a magic trick and it would make his finger turn purple. And it acctually worked. Sort of. You see, she slammed his hand in a science textbook. o.O

O_.