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Title: What does "Virginity" mean?


Caelestis - October 27, 2004 07:13 PM (GMT)
I think that "Virginity" can be pretty accurately summed up with a series of equations leading to a final quotient.

QUOTE
13 + 1 + (6x3)^2 + 4 + 1 - (7x3) = 322 / 20 = 16.1


My calculation for the average age at which "Virginity" is lost.

Discuss.

Dragonmaster Alex - October 27, 2004 07:26 PM (GMT)
Ver was right. You DO love math. o_O

Organic - October 27, 2004 08:42 PM (GMT)
16.1? I'd be lucky to lose mine before I'm in my late twenties. ;_;

BoobooKittyFuck - October 27, 2004 09:00 PM (GMT)
if this was a serious topic i would go all out on my opinion.. but since its all a joke i will just keep my mouth shut.

Caelestis - October 27, 2004 09:03 PM (GMT)
No, talk!

Nathander - November 2, 2004 10:32 PM (GMT)
It seems as if I'm one of those few variables that'll never have sex. Hell, I couldn't reach it by the usual age, so I doubt I'll make it any age. :lol:

goooze - November 3, 2004 12:07 AM (GMT)
me, neither. *high-fives Nathander*

Shadowloverkin - November 3, 2004 02:10 AM (GMT)
stop complaing, personnaly im kidna glad, kinda, sorta, no... waaaaa

LionHeart - November 3, 2004 02:14 AM (GMT)
Yea I suppose thats just about the right age, 16-17 seems about right.

Osiris - November 3, 2004 04:19 AM (GMT)
pshh my friend jeremy lost his virginity at age of 13. I went to school with him ever since preschool. He was always "the hot guy every girl wants to fuck" in our school. ever since like 3rd grade i envy his charm. i dont know why gurls like him, he looks liek a damn monkey to me.

Shadow-Servant - November 3, 2004 07:00 AM (GMT)
Well, your friend is obviously not me. Same name, but definitely not the same person. :huh: 10 more years and I'll have gone double the normal age without getting any. . . The only problem Ihave with that thought is that it's kind of a requirement for kids, and I kind of want some. Always have. . . :/

Dragonmaster Alex - November 3, 2004 08:46 PM (GMT)
Well, I can honestly say that I'm a virgin and...er...proud of it, I suppose. I'm not even going to try and hunt down sex because I want to share those moments with the love of my life...

*Winks at Eclipse*

Eclipse - November 4, 2004 01:56 PM (GMT)
*winks bak*


Mostly all the kids in my skool lost there virginity in there sophmore year...yeah thats about right i thinky....

Dragonmaster Alex - November 4, 2004 04:46 PM (GMT)
Middle School 8th graders were almost required to have some sexual activities, at least in their own little minds. >_>()

Shadow-Servant - November 5, 2004 07:19 AM (GMT)
What's the sweatdrop for? :huh:

You may be a virgin, but that doesn't mean you weren't active. . . *piercing glare*

Repent thy sins! Repent! Repent! Repent!

Dragonmaster Alex - November 8, 2004 06:09 PM (GMT)
Ok, I did hunt when I was in middle school, but things were...weird back then. So...yeah. ^__^()

Nathander - November 8, 2004 10:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Shadow-Savant @ Nov 5 2004, 07:19 AM)
What's the sweatdrop for? :huh:

You may be a virgin, but that doesn't mean you weren't active. . . *piercing glare*

Repent thy sins! Repent! Repent! Repent!

If it wasn't for the fact this thread was a joke, I would go into a rant about how the colonial day Puritans are partially to blame for the reason kids today are so sexually active because of how unintellectual and unChristian their look on love and love life was.

Shadow-Servant - November 9, 2004 07:56 AM (GMT)
Yes, moral of today, scare your kids away from sex! :ph43r:

For more references on the benefits of this technique, refer to this important document.

Dragonmaster Alex - November 9, 2004 03:20 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Shadow-Savant @ Nov 9 2004, 01:56 AM)
Yes, moral of today, scare your kids away from sex! :ph43r:

For more references on the benefits of this technique, refer to this important document.

The shadow hath spoken! Revel in thy horniness, mortals, for you shall be speared and engulfed in more ways than one! :ph43r:

Caelestis - November 9, 2004 08:21 PM (GMT)
We lost our fall virginity today.

Shadow-Servant - November 10, 2004 07:42 AM (GMT)
I, er, wait. . . I never said to revel in thy horniness! :angry:

Dragonmaster Alex - November 10, 2004 04:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Shadow-Savant @ Nov 10 2004, 01:42 AM)
I, er, wait. . . I never said to revel in thy horniness! :angry:

...and I can't think of any sins to repent for, at the moment. :rolleyes:

Shadow-Servant - November 11, 2004 06:50 AM (GMT)
Yeah yeah, ok, you are forgiven. :P

Dragonmaster Alex - November 11, 2004 03:46 PM (GMT)
Atta boy. ^_^ And let's keep it that way.

Shadow-Servant - November 12, 2004 07:20 AM (GMT)
Ok :D

I think virginity means "Unmarried woman"

Oh wait, that was BEFORE the church changed its meaning. . . :rolleyes:




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