The ballots were so close that the Election Commity decided that they would rather not vote on who would become the President, so they sent Bush and Kerry out to go ice fishing, and whoever caught the most fish in 5 days would become the President. Of course, nobody was allowed to go with them.
So, they went their seperate ways to fish.
On the first day, Kerry had 5 fish and Bush had none.
On the second day, Kerry had 15 fish and Bush still had none.
By the third day, Kerry had 25 fish and Bush still had none, so he called Cheney for help.
Cheney: He must be cheating.
Bush: I thought of that as well.
So, Cheney told Bush to follow Kerry the next day instead of going fishing.
At the end of the day, he called Cheney.
Bush: You were right! He's cheating!
Cheney: What's he doing?
Bush: He's cutting holes in the ice!
:lol:
Facking honkey. . . :s&mwhipped:
Facking honkey is the phrase for today.
You can thank Miki for it. She was the first (and only) person I've ever heard (read) say that. :huh:
If I recall correctly, she got that from Mikey. :/
whoEVER she got it from, it's still freaking hilarious. Bush is a honkey. *giggle giggle*