Oh God I hope not..

Speak more of this Agenda.

Well, if you have a collection of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip", you may be part of the Redneck Agenda. XD

Haven't you had enough of this Skywalker?

Does the phrase, "Go suck a lemon" mean anything to you? XD


Now, if your family tree doesn't fork, you know you're part of the Redneck Agenda.

XD

Family trees should always part ways. Just like my legs.

...XD

If you work without a shirt on.................................and so does your husband, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda.

Justin looks good without his shirt on.

If someone tells you that you have something in your teeth and you take them out to check, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda. XD

Either that, or you're pretty fucking old. Or again, somewhat pimpish. Again, it depends on the situation. XD

If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda. XD

Lying through your gums...?

If you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda. XDXD

But tube tops look so cute on me.


....


You saw nothing.

....XD


If you've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "Concentrate", you might be part of the Redneck Agenda.

If you ever got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all of the "W"s you found, then you may be a part of the Redneck Agenda.

...NAT. XD

XDXD

If an episode of Walker: Texas Ranger CHANGED YOUR LIFE, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda. :P

I remember that show. It used to be on right before WWE Raw went on the air, back when Raw was on the USA network.

Yep, and I actually know someone who said, and I quote, "I'm so glad that show exists...it really changed my life, ain't that right, Cletus?"

XDXD

I'm thankful you're not a part of the Redneck Agenda.

Actually, I just consider Redneck to be a temporary lack of sophistication, I'm really a latino/redneck hybrid. :o

:o

You lack sophistication?

:o

What, you think I was a god all the time? XDXDXD

XDXD

This is news to me.

Poor worshipper. XD

False religions. ;_;

Hey, no one forced you join. :P

In any case...


...If your idea of an anniversary present is super-sizing your partner's meal at McDonald's, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda. XD

If your home is more mobile than your own fat ass, then you may be a part of the Redneck Agenda.

If you've ever opened a beer during a eulolgy, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda.

If the first thing that comes to mind when you here the word "apple" is "computer"..then you're a geek. XD

If tou think "genitalia" is an Italian airline, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda.

XDXD

If your name is Jorgen and you live in Nebraska, and if your favorite hobby is to go online and pretend to be a Japanese bombshell named Sana, you may be a part of the redneck Agenda.

o_O

If you hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at a truck stop, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda. XD

If you spell your name in the snow using your urine, and call it a work of art, you may be part of the Redneck Agenda.

If the centerpiece on your dining room table is a signed piece of taxidermy, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda.

If your username at a forum is Rifleman06, you are UNDOUBTEBLY part of the Redneck Agenda.

If you've remarried three times and STILL have the same in-laws, you might be part of the Redneck agenda. XD

If one of your gifts at a baby shower is actually a shower, then you may be part of the Redneck Agenda.

If you think TACO BELL is a Mexican phone company, you might be part of the Redneck Agenda. XD

If you think Texas was the last state initiated into the union, then you may be part of the Redneck Agenda.