Title: The Grammar Thread
Organic - October 2, 2004 01:18 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| im heer ta skool yo assez at sum grammah! pozt ur best atempts nd ill flaym ya four itt. |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 02:05 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| I am here to teach you a lesson about proper English grammar! Please post your best attempts and I will constructively criticize your work in an unpleasant, angry manner. |
Organic - October 2, 2004 02:06 AM (GMT)
Stop correcting me, ass. I don't care WHAT Proper said. What I say, goes.
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 02:08 AM (GMT)
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| mah hos r in teh haus tonite dawg!! i a gunna get laaaaaaaaaaaaaid! |
Organic - October 2, 2004 02:09 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper @ with a capitol P") |
| My fellow lady friends are staying at my abode this evening, sir! I'm going to partake in orgasmic sexual activity! |
Organic - October 2, 2004 02:12 AM (GMT)
....
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| wus iz haf lifeeeeee 2? i thin itz a gam dat maeks me wanna touc mehselffffffff |
And shortly after typing out that abomination, I jumped off of a tower.
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 02:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| Excuse me, but what is "Half Life 2"? I think it might be a game that would be intensely arousing, thus making me want to fondle my genitalia profusely. |
Organic - October 2, 2004 02:16 AM (GMT)
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| can smmonar yoona give pregnant? |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 02:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| Is it possible for "SummonerYuna" to fertilize eggs with his semen? |
Organic - October 2, 2004 02:18 AM (GMT)
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| azz secks maeks me wanna go uhh |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 02:22 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| Anal intercourse makes me feel a very peculiar type of sensation. |
Organic - October 2, 2004 02:23 AM (GMT)
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| ionno y, but dat tab iz kinda secksay wen im drinkan sum alkohall |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 02:24 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| I'm not exactly certain as to "why", but that "Tabular" is a bit sexy, but only when I am intoxicated. |
Organic - October 2, 2004 02:25 AM (GMT)
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raep meh 4 a $
cuz im juts hawt liek dat |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 02:30 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| I will gladly sell you my body for a very low sum of money, because I am just so attractive and "loose" like that. |
Organic - October 2, 2004 02:32 AM (GMT)
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| i swaerererere dat i didntt sleap wit heer ;_; |
BoobooKittyFuck - October 2, 2004 03:06 AM (GMT)
OK this has NOTHIGN to do with this topic
BUT
I DO NOT REMEMBER SAYING WHAT IT SAYS I SAID IN BOOB'S SIG
Organic - October 2, 2004 03:13 AM (GMT)
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 03:20 PM (GMT)
Oh! Owned! XD
and:
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| I fully promise that I did not mesh my genitalia with hers last night when we were in the same bed. |
Organic - October 2, 2004 03:41 PM (GMT)
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 03:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| My wits are certainly higher than yours in this scenario, foolish person! |
Organic - October 2, 2004 03:45 PM (GMT)
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| i may b 12, but im still a kewl god on teh forumssssss |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 03:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| I might only be twelve years of age, but I am still the most amazing, godly person on the forums. |
Organic - October 2, 2004 03:48 PM (GMT)
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| bjjjj remins meh of aaaaaaaa free xxx siteeeee |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 03:49 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| B.J. reminds me a a free XXX pornography website. |
Organic - October 2, 2004 03:55 PM (GMT)
You post some unintelligiblie (sp?) gibberish now!
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 04:05 PM (GMT)
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| i r votin fur bush cuz imma get them homofags |
Organic - October 2, 2004 04:07 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| I am going to vote for President George W. Bush in this year's election, because I am a conservative Republican moron who goes by the name of John. I also detest homosexuals greatly, even though they haven't done a damn thing to me besides turn me down. ;_; |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 04:08 PM (GMT)
Organic - October 2, 2004 04:11 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| Although Sana is actually the codename for a mild-mannered 57-year-old Nebraska native named Jorgen, I find myself deeply in lust with him/her. The thought of her e-penis excites me to an orgasmic level. The way she "hehe"s makes my spine shiver in happiness. This is what love truely is. |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 04:14 PM (GMT)
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| meh balls r burnin!!! |
Organic - October 2, 2004 04:15 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| Excuse me, but my testicles are mildly giving me a burning sensation. Vaseline is needed. |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 04:17 PM (GMT)
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| daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, gotta wash dem sheetz aftah las' night, dawg! |
Organic - October 2, 2004 04:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| After such rigorous sexual activity, I feel the need to wash my bed sheets and bleach them to remove any foreign smells. |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 04:27 PM (GMT)
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| *changes msn status to "Busy"* |
Organic - October 2, 2004 04:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| Well, I hope you don't get angry with me, Natalie, but I've been prefervently stroking my genitalia for the last twenty minutes. Yes, you showed me those pictures of you and Shawna during this time period. I'm all better now, though. :D |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 04:34 PM (GMT)
Organic - October 2, 2004 04:38 PM (GMT)
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| im kinda slow, but y did u dump meh? ;_; |
Caelestis - October 2, 2004 04:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("Proper") |
| I know I am a bit mentally sluggish, but what were your reasons for breaking up with me? |
Organic - October 2, 2004 05:17 PM (GMT)
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| i used to b ugly, but now im a popular hottie! |
..an exact quote from Marcelle. XD XD