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| "Shevat still exists?" Excellent topic. We can kind of make it like an A&E biography. "Aaron "Shevat-Operative" ______" was the name of this faded "star" on the Xenosaga forum. "Star" really doesn't live up to the Shevat legacy's standard, but oh well, we don't really care. OH, the joys of the constant petrification and intense anxiety over the lurking Shevat. OH, the stereotypical locking of any thread that did not fit his interests. OH, the jokes and rumors going around about this bizarre yet unexplainably seductive young lad. He had quite the libido; there's no denying that! Men, women, and men pretending to be women just CANNOT resist this barely legal so-Cal teen! Even though he was quite the dork and a mild computer/martial arts geek, there was just *something* about his personality that would LURE people in. During covert op. "R-I-K-K-U-L-V-R", I had experienced him first hand. OH, when we first met, sure, it was the average everyday thing. But time and time again his little blue horns would pop out and he would show the little devil in him -- which is his TRUE face. OH, we talked about boobs, boobs, and sex. He began to grow an unusually quick fondness of Charisma. When Charisma was going to go out to "the club" with a large group of her hot, sexy, teenage male friends, I could FEEL the jealousy SURGING throughout his body. OH, how he constantly begged for my phone number, so he could actually "talk" to me. OH, how he begged me to meet him in person down in Santa Monica. Then I left. Never to speak to him again.. But the more important question was this: Which did he have the more perfervent fondness of? Charisma "Rikkulvr"...or....the lock button? Although its a very close call, I'd have to go with the Lock Button. He's been molesting that for what seems like an eternity; Charisma was only for a week or two. OH, did he love to click that damned button. I think perhaps its part of an insecurity in his mind..perhaps drawing from a childhood experience with locks...and maybe even bondage. No one will ever really know, but many psychologists have this theory about it. I even suspect that he played a game of the mind with that lock button. He would lick his lips in such a sexual manner just while looking at that button and gently touching his quickly erecting penis. He would then move the mouse in a circular motion around the button...TEASING it, if you would. Sexual gratification comes in STRANGE packages, folks. The Shevat story is quite possibly the most ODD one I've ever encountered. But, as sad as it may be, Shevat came to a gradual downfall...as do most prominent "leaders" in history. Between the locks and the horniness, there was always a malign connection between Aaron and the majority of the members on XSF, particularly the "group" FiSta Incorporated 2003. As was to be suspected, relationships between Aaron and the members of XSF became highly strained when he would let his pompous, chauvinistic side display in full glory. The members could only take a certain amount of locks per week before growing cranky; Shevat nearly doubled that figure. The regular members posed no threat upon Aaron; he always felt "above" them, such as he was their oh-so-benevolent dictator/moderator. However, soon enough the special interest group of FiSta Incorporated 2003 began to heat up the battle. Andrew "Synthetic"/"WHOA, AWESOME HAIR!" launched an all-out attack thread upon meek little Andrew while Julie "Sagalicious" and _____ "Laine"/"TranceSaturn" would constantly make cracks and jokes about him publicly on the forum. ..It was at this time we began to see a new Shevat. Instead of cracking an offbeat joke in ill-humor while locking topics, he would depressingly linger on the forum..quietly locking with a grim preface. Half of the time he wouldn't even place his trademark "Locked." in the lock. Eventually, he grew tired of life at XSF and departed. He made a queer publicity stunt a few months later when he almost gave the CVG access to his moderator account. However, the secret soon leaked out and the "Shevat-Operative" account was instantly removed from the moderation list at the Xenosaga forums. Supposedly, Shevat is still around these days..but lurks as a Guest. We will never quite know for certain, though, I will say that. And the legend of the Shevat lives on...every time you see a Guest on XSF...you never know..it may be good old Aaron checking in on his former e-palace which has been long-lost to him. |