Title: Skate Parodies
Jukebox Blues - July 26, 2006 01:22 AM (GMT)
Keep posting the parodies here! I'll take some of the ones that were posted on the old forum and post them here, to save you the trouble!
Tarhiliel
Kate: Damn, I'm good! Took it to CHURCH!
Jack: Hey, babe. Do you wanna see my...golfing skills?
Kate: ...no.
Jack: Pfft! Yes, you do!
Kate: *sigh* Fine...
Kate: Dude, you suck.
Jack: Do NOT! There's just...too much light in here. Let's go into the jungle.
Jack: Oh yeah. Watch this.
Eko: Me Skater! Me throw rock! Me bring Sawyer!
Kate: OMG!
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Jack: Okay, Sawyer. Swallow the pill.
Jack: SWALLOW IT, DAMNIT! SWALLOW THE DAMN PILL!
Kate: Uh, Jack, it's not working. Maybe I should try it.
Kate: Baby? Can you hear me? Take the pill for me.
Jack: So that's how it is, huh?
Kate: Wha?
Jack: *chokes back tears* We GOLFED together, Kate! Didn't that MEAN anything to you? We GOLFED!
Kate: ...
Jack: ...
Kate: :giggle:
Tarhiliel
Kate: Damn, I'm good! Took it to CHURCH!
Jack: Hey, babe. Do you wanna see my...golfing skills?
Kate: ...no.
Jack: Pfft! Yes, you do!
Kate: *sigh* Fine...
Kate: Dude, you suck.
Jack: Do NOT! There's just...too much light in here. Let's go into the jungle.
Jack: Oh yeah. Watch this.
Eko: Me Skater! Me throw rock! Me bring Sawyer!
Kate: OMG!
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Jack: Okay, Sawyer. Swallow the pill.
Jack: SWALLOW IT, DAMNIT! SWALLOW THE DAMN PILL!
Kate: Uh, Jack, it's not working. Maybe I should try it.
Kate: Baby? Can you hear me? Take the pill for me.
Jack: So that's how it is, huh?
Kate: Wha?
Jack: *chokes back tears* We GOLFED together, Kate! Didn't that MEAN anything to you? We GOLFED!
Kate: ...
Jack: ...
Kate: :giggle:
Jukebox Blues - July 26, 2006 01:23 AM (GMT)
Toxic
Jack: "Must... hold... it..."
Kate: "Hey, Jack... Can I-..."
Jack: "Not now, Kate. I need to go take a dump."
Kate: "..."
[Somewhere in the jungle...]
Jack: "Oh, yeaaaaah."
Jack: "Must... hold... it..."
Kate: "Hey, Jack... Can I-..."
Jack: "Not now, Kate. I need to go take a dump."
Kate: "..."
[Somewhere in the jungle...]
Jack: "Oh, yeaaaaah."
Jukebox Blues - July 26, 2006 01:23 AM (GMT)
Toxic
Jack: "So, then, after rescuing the baby turtle, I ran over to Scott... Or was it Steve?"
Kate: [Mutters under breath.] "Kill me now."
Jack: "... Kate? Are you even listening to me?"
Kate: "Huh? Of course..."
Jack: "OMFG. You're so lying."
Kate: "F*ck." [Think, think...]
Kate: "Yeah, well, maybe I'm not listening to you, Jack. Maybe I have my own things to deal with."
Jack: "... But, Kate... Everything revolves around me, damn it!"
Kate: "Oh, go hug a tree or something!"
Kate: [Stomps off.]
Jack: "Hey! I was just getting to the good part!"
Jack: "So, then, after rescuing the baby turtle, I ran over to Scott... Or was it Steve?"
Kate: [Mutters under breath.] "Kill me now."
Jack: "... Kate? Are you even listening to me?"
Kate: "Huh? Of course..."
Jack: "OMFG. You're so lying."
Kate: "F*ck." [Think, think...]
Kate: "Yeah, well, maybe I'm not listening to you, Jack. Maybe I have my own things to deal with."
Jack: "... But, Kate... Everything revolves around me, damn it!"
Kate: "Oh, go hug a tree or something!"
Kate: [Stomps off.]
Jack: "Hey! I was just getting to the good part!"
Jukebox Blues - July 26, 2006 01:24 AM (GMT)
Tarhiliel
Kate: So where are we going again?
Jack: You'll see! (thinking: "I hope my net trap works!")
Kate: (thinking: "I have a bad feeling about this.")
Jack: Oh my dear. Look! A doll! Go check it out, Kate!
Kate: (reading) "This doll belongs to Jack." WTF?
Jack: Woot!
Kate: OMG!
Jack: Oh yeah. Check us out.
Kate: What did I ever do to deserve this?
Jack: Hmmm!
Jack: Hmmm!
Kate: Ew, Jack, stop moaning!!!
Jack: I know you like it, baby!
Kate: You FREAK!
Kate: I'm gonna try to get us out of here.
Jack: Oh yeah, right there.
Kate: Can you please stop unzipping and try to help me out here?
Jack: ...sorry. I'll give it a try.
Jack: *shoots*
Jack: Was it good for you, too?
Kate: I need a Sawyer tackle!
Kate: So where are we going again?
Jack: You'll see! (thinking: "I hope my net trap works!")
Kate: (thinking: "I have a bad feeling about this.")
Jack: Oh my dear. Look! A doll! Go check it out, Kate!
Kate: (reading) "This doll belongs to Jack." WTF?
Jack: Woot!
Kate: OMG!
Jack: Oh yeah. Check us out.
Kate: What did I ever do to deserve this?
Jack: Hmmm!
Jack: Hmmm!
Kate: Ew, Jack, stop moaning!!!
Jack: I know you like it, baby!
Kate: You FREAK!
Kate: I'm gonna try to get us out of here.
Jack: Oh yeah, right there.
Kate: Can you please stop unzipping and try to help me out here?
Jack: ...sorry. I'll give it a try.
Jack: *shoots*
Jack: Was it good for you, too?
Kate: I need a Sawyer tackle!
Jukebox Blues - July 26, 2006 01:24 AM (GMT)
deelee
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Jack: [skips over to her happily] Kate! I'm so glad you're OK!
Kate: [mumbles] Oh sh*t. Is he stalking me? How does he always know where I am?
Sayid: Excuse me. [walks away]
Kate: [hisses] Sayid! Don't leave me alone!
Kate: Oh, uh, hi Jack...
Kate: [thinking] Uh... what the hell is he doing?
Jack: Good, no hickeys. You haven't been kissing Sawyer.
Kate: Whaaattt??!
Jack: [smiles] Listen Kate, I gotta go save the whales, but don't lose your island virginity while I'm gone, OK?
[walks away smiling stupidly]
Kate: Righto, then. [mumbles] Freak.
[thinks] Damn I'm lucky Sawyer hasn't been biting my neck. Pfft, "island virginity" my butt.
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Jack: [skips over to her happily] Kate! I'm so glad you're OK!
Kate: [mumbles] Oh sh*t. Is he stalking me? How does he always know where I am?
Sayid: Excuse me. [walks away]
Kate: [hisses] Sayid! Don't leave me alone!
Kate: Oh, uh, hi Jack...
Kate: [thinking] Uh... what the hell is he doing?
Jack: Good, no hickeys. You haven't been kissing Sawyer.
Kate: Whaaattt??!
Jack: [smiles] Listen Kate, I gotta go save the whales, but don't lose your island virginity while I'm gone, OK?
[walks away smiling stupidly]
Kate: Righto, then. [mumbles] Freak.
[thinks] Damn I'm lucky Sawyer hasn't been biting my neck. Pfft, "island virginity" my butt.
Jukebox Blues - July 26, 2006 01:25 AM (GMT)
Tarhiliel
Kate: You're looking good, baby!
Sawyer: Who's the prettiest person on the island? Who? Who?
Kate: You are!!!
Jack: *cough*
Kate: Oh, hi Jack! How long have you been standing there?
Jack: For about 30 minutes. Look, I need to talk to you.
Kate: What is it?
Jack: You gotta quit hogging Sawyer! You've been with him ever since he came back! Here, I'll give you some pills, you give me 15 minutes with him.
Kate: No! Get your own Sawyer! This one's mine!
Jack: Come on, this is some good stuff, Kate! Just 15 minutes!
Kate: Hmmm...
Kate: Hmmm...nah, he's too pretty.
Kate: Sorry, Jack!
Kate: You're looking good, baby!
Sawyer: Who's the prettiest person on the island? Who? Who?
Kate: You are!!!
Jack: *cough*
Kate: Oh, hi Jack! How long have you been standing there?
Jack: For about 30 minutes. Look, I need to talk to you.
Kate: What is it?
Jack: You gotta quit hogging Sawyer! You've been with him ever since he came back! Here, I'll give you some pills, you give me 15 minutes with him.
Kate: No! Get your own Sawyer! This one's mine!
Jack: Come on, this is some good stuff, Kate! Just 15 minutes!
Kate: Hmmm...
Kate: Hmmm...nah, he's too pretty.
Kate: Sorry, Jack!
Jukebox Blues - July 26, 2006 01:26 AM (GMT)
PsychodelicS
Sawyer: [thinking] Wauw she looks good. Thank god she's mine.
Kate: [thinking] Wauw he looks good. Thank god he's mine.
Kate: *giggle*
Sawyer: *blush*
Sawyer: Could you get of my shirt?
Kate: Only if you take your shirt off
Sawyer: Your wish..my command
Kate: Allright! Strip for me Sawyer!
(errm, in the next, ignore the magazine :P)
Kate: Oooeeh
Sawyer: And it's all yours
*giggle*
Kate: give me more!
...
Kate: Holy **** =O
Kate: come here you stud!
Kate: Rawr![/QUOTE]
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sydneysider
''Ahh, now don't you want this fine looking chest so badly, huh Kate?" [yeah she wants me bad, this pose look alright?]
[Yeah I want it as much as I want King Kong] "Very funny Jack, you're almost as good as Sawyer" [Pshh Almost, as if, not nearly]
"Funny you say that, last I remember you were cracking on Sawyer for being all sore and injured" [Yes, sympathy, that will get her. Just keep trying Jack keep trying.]
[Oh now that really smells. Please someone get me out of here] "Oh Jack, thats really pleasant..." [Save me!!!]
"What, is it that bad Kate. You know, scientific studies have proven that body odur is a turn on." [that's right pull the knowledge skills]
[Does saying my name every sentence make it scientifically more of a turn on too Jack?] "Well Jack, I don't think so." [Now this sure backs-up my King Kong statement.]
[Well, if i'm not getting her that way, at least I have a good view]
[What a jerk. Perving on my boobs is going to make me fall head over heels?!] "I really don't think I can help you here, you're the doctor and all. [help yourself sicko] Maybe you can scientifically prove the reason why you'll always be a bachelor."[/QUOTE]
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Sawyer: [thinking] Wauw she looks good. Thank god she's mine.
Kate: [thinking] Wauw he looks good. Thank god he's mine.
Kate: *giggle*
Sawyer: *blush*
Sawyer: Could you get of my shirt?
Kate: Only if you take your shirt off
Sawyer: Your wish..my command
Kate: Allright! Strip for me Sawyer!
(errm, in the next, ignore the magazine :P)
Kate: Oooeeh
Sawyer: And it's all yours
*giggle*
Kate: give me more!
...
Kate: Holy **** =O
Kate: come here you stud!
Kate: Rawr![/QUOTE]
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sydneysider
''Ahh, now don't you want this fine looking chest so badly, huh Kate?" [yeah she wants me bad, this pose look alright?]
[Yeah I want it as much as I want King Kong] "Very funny Jack, you're almost as good as Sawyer" [Pshh Almost, as if, not nearly]
"Funny you say that, last I remember you were cracking on Sawyer for being all sore and injured" [Yes, sympathy, that will get her. Just keep trying Jack keep trying.]
[Oh now that really smells. Please someone get me out of here] "Oh Jack, thats really pleasant..." [Save me!!!]
"What, is it that bad Kate. You know, scientific studies have proven that body odur is a turn on." [that's right pull the knowledge skills]
[Does saying my name every sentence make it scientifically more of a turn on too Jack?] "Well Jack, I don't think so." [Now this sure backs-up my King Kong statement.]
[Well, if i'm not getting her that way, at least I have a good view]
[What a jerk. Perving on my boobs is going to make me fall head over heels?!] "I really don't think I can help you here, you're the doctor and all. [help yourself sicko] Maybe you can scientifically prove the reason why you'll always be a bachelor."[/QUOTE]
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Jukebox Blues - July 26, 2006 01:27 AM (GMT)
Wish
[thinking] finally have some time alone with Kate, this is my chance. Time to get me some. :determined pose:
[thinking] ahhh she's looking, quick turn on some of that charm Jackie boy, smile!
:smiles sexily: [thinking] oh yesssssssss, you like that huh babe? Come to Jack...
[thinking] why the f*** is he looking at me like that...weirdo
where the hell is Sawyer when you need him??
:stares at Kates um assets: huh? whaddya say snuggle bunny?
:shudders:
ugh Jack you pervert, stop staring at my breasts or I'll get Sawyer to kick your ass, you know he's been wanting to...
:keeps staring accompanied by full out drooling now also: uh Kate, I know flirting when I see it, lets not hesitate any longer, come git it.
that's it, you b******! :advances:
:headbutt:
:cries:
[thinking] finally have some time alone with Kate, this is my chance. Time to get me some. :determined pose:
[thinking] ahhh she's looking, quick turn on some of that charm Jackie boy, smile!
:smiles sexily: [thinking] oh yesssssssss, you like that huh babe? Come to Jack...
[thinking] why the f*** is he looking at me like that...weirdo
where the hell is Sawyer when you need him??
:stares at Kates um assets: huh? whaddya say snuggle bunny?
:shudders:
ugh Jack you pervert, stop staring at my breasts or I'll get Sawyer to kick your ass, you know he's been wanting to...
:keeps staring accompanied by full out drooling now also: uh Kate, I know flirting when I see it, lets not hesitate any longer, come git it.
that's it, you b******! :advances:
:headbutt:
:cries:
May - August 9, 2006 04:17 PM (GMT)
:rofl: I totally forgot how awesome this parodies are! L-F down time gives me more time to surf LiveJournals and I thought I'd share some funnies. Here is a real gem, Jack funny faces by ack_attack And check out her pic-spam finale recap. Not dial-up save, links for the first two parts at the bottom.