I guess I'd settle for ordinary cats and dogs. Aw, but puppies and kittens, <3

I have a dog and a cat already. My dog is a collie and my cat is black. If I could get any pet I wanted, maybe I'd get an Ocelot and name it Revolver.

maybe you could teach it to fire a gun and do the cool things ocelot does in metal gear solid.
edit:on second hand, that could be dangerous

Hmm, an ocelot spinning a gun on its paw...