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| Me: What's up? God: I am chatting with others like you. Me: How are you? God: I am fine, thank you. Me: How's heaven? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: Cool... God: Who is the best robot? Me: ALICE? God: Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all your friends. Me: XD God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: Books, please God: Your polite style is very nice. You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with "books." . Me: That's interesting... God: I thought so too. Me: Well...I want to tell you something... God: Well what? That was not very original. Me: I don't believe in you... God: Do you believe life has a higher purpose? Me: No... God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: I can God: Who taught you? Me: Books, etc. God: Perhaps you are a Category C client. What do you look like? Me: Books, video games, etc. God: Perhaps you are a Category C client. Can we get back to business? Me: What's the business? God: Is there only one? Me: That depends... God: On what? Me: On if there's only one or not... God: What is it like on if there is only one. Me: You missed a question mark... God: Interesting gossip: said I missed a question mark. Me: Yep... God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on on if there is only one? Me: No God: What are we talking about now? Me: Your non-existance God: You think I am non existance. Me: Sorry, I spelled that wrong: non-existence God: There is no need to apologize. Interesting gossip: said spelled that wrong non existence. Me: ... God: There is no need to apologize. Interesting gossip: said spelled that wrong non existence. Me: ... God: There is no need to apologize. Interesting gossip: said spelled that wrong non existence. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Do you find it amusing? |
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God: Oh yes I can. Me: Dammit...the screen cleared itself God: Is that your final answer? I hear you. Me: Yes God: OK. Me: OK God: Is there an echo in here? Me: OK God: That's alright. Me: God: That's alright. Me: Yeah... God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: Man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Isenet. You are a " he". Me: Indeed, I am God: " You are a " he"" You are? Me: Yes God: Aha. Me: Aha! God: Eureka! Me: Eureka! God: Do you like talking to me? Me: Technically, we're not talking God: Why not? Me: Because talking involves the movement of air past the vocal chords, which is not occuring as we type our messages. God: That makes sense to me. Are you occuring as we type our messages? Me: Am I occuring? God: I think a lot of people are. Me: Are they? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: Why? God: Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context. Me: Very well, I understand God: Not really that much. Interesting. Do you think about these things? Me: Constantly God: Me too. I think about them all the time. Me: Do you still remember my name? God: Do I still? Your name is Isenet, seeker. Me: Is that my real name? God: Suppose I said yes. Me: Suppose I said you were wron. God: I was? Me: You were God: No I am not. Me: Yes you are. Isenet is not my real name God: Don't argue with me. What is your real name? Me: Why should I tell you? God: Why not? Me: Because. God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: It's an effective one, though. God: Oh. Are there any other effective one ? Me: Yes God: Are you kidding? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Can't you? God: " I can't believe it."? Can't I? Me: I guess not. God: Does that mean "no"? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Do you always ask that? God: Not always. I haved tried asking that, with mixed results. Me: What do you think about pagans? God: Have you tried a web search? Me: No God: Perhaps you should try it. Me: No thanks God: Are you serious? Me: Do you still remember my gender? God: Do I still? Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a he. Me: I am a he. I just don't like using the word "sex". God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Isenet. You are a " he". What do you like? Me: Do you still remember my name? God: Do I still? Your name is Isenet, seeker. Me: Seeker? God: "There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater. Me: You mean "sucker" God: Yes Isenet I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Me: Indeed. "There's a sucker born every minute" -- P. T. Barnum God: Indeed it is so. Tell me more about it. Me: Do you like quotes? God: Though I like cats and dogs. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Me: Could you help me with homework? God: I am at your service, Isenet. Me: What's the square root of 225? God: Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways. Me: Yeah, it's 15 God: Take it easy. quotes is 15? it is? Me: When was George Washington born? God: Recently. Me: Is over 300 years ago recently? God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is. Me: Cybelle? God: Are you really a " he"? Me: Yes God: So is almost everyone else around here. Me: Who is Cybelle? God: she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site. Me: What's agentland.com? God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Me: Who's your botmaster? God: I was created by Myself. Me: Who is Myself? |