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Title: Crime Time
Description: Pheonix Nights Series Two Episode Three


Johnny - July 2, 2006 03:34 PM (GMT)
Reviewed by: Johnny Redgate AKA Kay1


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Name of the DVD/series: Phoenix Nights Series Two

Episode Number: 3

Episode Name: 'Crimetime'

Length of the episode: 24mins.46 secs

Overall rating out of 5: 4/5

Main Characters? The gang are all here again, Mainly a lot of extra's feature in this episode, Including a tour group at the start who get fleeced by brian selling burnt ashtrays at the gift stall.
Obviously aswell the crimetime team are all here, so you could consider them as extra's but not really guest stars!

What extras does this DVD have? Some Yummy deleted scenes, Scrumpsious Outakes and a Hilarious commentary from the main man himself and his cronies!

What was your favourite part? The whole crimetime segment was hilarious, max saying, alright pauline, don't be causing any bother, with her to reply, who's pauline! :lol: With everybody trying to get the pheonix name out there and pointing the finger at den perry every minute they could get makes this episode special!

what made you laugh out loud? So many bits to chose from, I Guess the tour bit at the start is smashing with brian doing a weird dance in his chair to the music, did anybody spot that?? Also the introduction to the 'it the pheonix club sign' with brian kenny and rayvon trying to lure that guy into the car in the club, with only him to reply JESUS CHRIST! :lol: Peter made me laugh on the commentary when he said that were a real bloke!

You can buy this dvd from all good shops, forget ebay, don't fall into that trap people! I'll hunt you down if i found out you lot had! :gun:

:peterkay111:

dark_side06 - July 2, 2006 03:57 PM (GMT)
great review! (thumbs up)



love it when paddys line was cut from the re-construction of on crimetime!


why has my line been cut?
cause your s*it thats why!

gemma - July 2, 2006 04:24 PM (GMT)
Nice review (thumbs up) of this episode i'd agree that the tour bit it is great,was gonna say about Jery touching the ashtray-love it when Brian says something about memories of the fire coming back when he screams :lol:

Ian - July 2, 2006 05:14 PM (GMT)
Great review,

i love this episode, the bits where they try to get Den perry did is soo funny

loving everyones special recomendations of where to buy the dvd :lol:

Haze - July 2, 2006 05:19 PM (GMT)
Johnny you've reviewed bits from episode 4! This week is episode 3! :huh:

In this episode it has the speed trap that Ray Vonn creates outside the club, which Jerry slams his brakes for, causing a bloody nose and coffee in his lap! There's also Max and Paddy in the Sarolium. Spencer has his interview for the Barman job, and Brian decides to get some free advertising by inviting the Crimetime team to the club. Where they end up nicking the lights and using them at the front of the club.

The tour and the ash tray bits are all episode 4.

Oh dear does this mean that no one has actually watched the episode recently? :(

Han - July 2, 2006 07:59 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Haze @ Jul 2 2006, 06:19 PM)
Johnny you've reviewed bits from episode 4! This week is episode 3! :huh:

Oh dear does this mean that no one has actually watched the episode recently? :(

I've watched it!!!

You know, I thought something was a bit squiffy there!! :lol:

One of the best bits of this ep "How do you get out of 'ere?? 'Ere love. Call me a taxi!" and "Ere, they've cremated mi chips!!"

And Max and Paddy in the 'Sarolium'!! :wub: ;) Oooo and "What's that on your face? "Foundation." "Whose? Michael Jackson's?!?!" :lol:

There'll be more to come as they come to me!!! ;)

Han - July 3, 2006 05:28 PM (GMT)
Ooooh, and 'Jerry St Clair -- compere for hire'!!! "What've you done to your hair or have you gone prematurely maroon!!!"

There's tons of them!!!

Jay - July 5, 2006 10:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Han @ Jul 2 2006, 07:59 PM)
QUOTE (Haze @ Jul 2 2006, 06:19 PM)
Johnny you've reviewed bits from episode 4! This week is episode 3! :huh:

Oh dear does this mean that no one has actually watched the episode recently? :(

I've watched it!!!

You know, I thought something was a bit squiffy there!! :lol:

One of the best bits of this ep "How do you get out of 'ere?? 'Ere love. Call me a taxi!" and "Ere, they've cremated mi chips!!"

And Max and Paddy in the 'Sarolium'!! :wub: ;) Oooo and "What's that on your face? "Foundation." "Whose? Michael Jackson's?!?!" :lol:

There'll be more to come as they come to me!!! ;)

Class XD

"Where's Shere Khan" is another classic, dont think thats this episode though!

Han - July 5, 2006 06:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jay @ Jul 5 2006, 11:41 AM)
"Where's Shere Khan" is another classic, dont think thats this episode though!

I think that was on quiz night Jay!!! ;) :lol:

Still so very, very sad!!!!!




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