Sunday
Questions Based on Phoenix Nights Episode One Series One

1.
Q) There is a manscrubbing something off the wall, What does the graffiti on the wall say?

A) Roger Haliwell Shagged My Wife

2.
Q) Brian used what to drink out of?

A) A Flower Vase

3.
Q) What are the folk band called?

A) Half a Shilling

4.
Q) What Number bus does Max get and what number one the way back to the Phoenix

A) 8 - Bolton

5.
Q) What is the audition at the end?

A) A man in a space suit attached to a spinning disk and another man going past with a gun

Monday
Questions Based on Phoenix Nights Episode Three Series One

1.
Q) What night is the psychic coming? (Date and Time)

A) Wednesday 8th 7:30

2.
Q) Who’s driving the car when Brian is going around the round about telling young Kenny what to do?

A) Kenny Senior

3.
Q) Whats the psychic’s name?

A) Clinton Baptist

4.
Q) The Fire inspector is called?

A) Keith Lard

5.
Q) What do Max and Paddy buy from Arm Chair Super Store?

A) Piagra and Divers Watch

Tuesday
Questions Based on Phoenix Nights Episode Six Series One

1.
Q) Brian has manged to get what event for the club?

A) Talent Trek

2.
Q) What is Max getting fitted (official Name Needed?)

A) Invader 2000

3.
Q) What song does Jerry Sing at the start of that night’s entertainment?

A) Seasons in the sun

4.
Q) What is the replacement band that replace Les and Allanos

A) Right Said Frank

5.
Q) What sets the club on fire?

A) Cigar

Wednesdays
Questions Based on That Peter Kay Thing In The Club

1.
Q) What is the club called?

A) The Neptune

2.
Q) What does Michelle Coffee Sing?

A) Don’t Go Breaking My Heart

3.
Q) The Night is sponsored by Chorley FM but who is the DJ of Chorley FM

A) Paul Le Roy

4.
Q) Who Win’s Talent Trek

A) Park Avenue

5.
Q) The Children’s Christmas party is next week, but how much are the tickets?

A) £10 Per Child

Thursday
Questions Based on That Peter Kay Thing The Ice Cream Man Cometh

1.
Q) What is Mr Softi Tops Real Name?

A) Robert Edge

2.
Q) Who is Mr Softi Tops in his ice cream business?

A) Darren Branwell

3.
Q) What else does Mr Softi Top Stock?

A) Blue Movies

4.
Q) Who is the rival ice cream man

A) Signor Whippie

5.
Q) What was the rival ice cream mans secret

A) An Italian from Barnsley

Friday
Questions Based on That Peter Kay Thing The Arena

1.
Q) Live Sec are the security company, but what are the to men’s names

A) Chris and Sean

2.
Q) What is the coach drivers name

A utah

3.
Q) Matthew has to put something on stage, what is it? (be specific)

A) 2 Bottles of Volvic Water

4.
Q) What Name Card does Matthew Get

A) Mahammed

5.
Q) Where a Live Sec next week?

A) Germany, Berlin

Saturday
Questions Based on That Peter Kay Thing The Services

1.
Q) What is the owner of The Bolton Services Full Name

A) Perl Harbour/harmen

2.
Q) What is the name of the car insurance company?

A) ARC

3.
Q) What is the name of the man who runs the car insurance company?

alan mclarty

4.
Q) Who is the celeb visiting the services that afternoon?

A) Bob carlgess

5.
Q) Mathew calls the owner of the service a “stupid bitch” near the end of the episode but for what? What was she doing?

TALKING TO HIM ON A WALKIE TALKIE AND SHE CAN'T HERE HIM!

Sunday
Questions Based on Phoenix Nights Series Two Episode One

1.
Q) Why is Brian late to court?

A) Because he had to use the stairs

2.
Q) What is kennys name in court

A) Mr Kenny Daglious Senior

3.
Q) What are the 2 offers on at Asda

A) Blackbin bags and Cornbeef

4.
Q) What nick name does Brian give Mr Cartright?

A) Hoss

5.
Q) What is Brian saved as in Max’s mobile phone

A) Ironside

Monday
Questions Based on Phoenix Nights Series Two Episode Two

1.
Q) Max rings Brian from the Phoenix club he’s not in France but what is the time there?

A) 7:30am

2.
Q) What name does the bouncy castle get?

A) Sammy Snake

3.
Q) “Jerry the berrys fruity penny chews” but how much are they?

A) 10p

4.
Q) How much are the mobo Karts?

A) £3.60

5.
Q) What does Brian suggest to young Kenny to get the face paint off?

A) Bleech, Acid, Battery Acid

Tuesday
Questions Based on Phoenix Nights Series Two Episode Four

1.
Q) What is the larger Called

A) Kamacazi Larger

2.
Q) Whats the song Dave Sings?

A) Brim full of asher

3.
Q) He’s hit his balls with a mallet but what game is he playing

A) Kroka (sp)

4.
Q) What is Jerrys bingo machine called

A) Jerrys Lucky Balls

5.
Q) What music does Ravon come out to

A) I’m turning Japanese

Wednesday
Questions Based on Phoenix Nights Series Two Episode Six

1.
Q) How much are the tickets to stars in your eye?

A) £15

2.
Q) What does Max anad Paddy do to protect them selves from being shot?

A) Baking Trays

3.
Q) What does Holly mary dress as?

A) Lulu

4.
Q) What Does Elton John Sing?

A) When the sun goes down on me

5.
Q) How does Den Perry get caught out?

A) Radio Mics

Thursday
Questions Based on Max and Paddy Episode One

1.
Q) What is the person’s name who sells max and paddy the tv?

A) Gypsy Joe

2.
Q) What beans does max buy?

A) Big Bobs Barsteward Beans

3.
Q) What is the song Max and paddy dance to in there sailors out fits?

A) Don’t rock the boat

4.
Q) How much do the 2 beers cost max and paddy

A) £7.60

5.
Q) What are the 2 girls nick named

A) The Bralgarno sisters


Friday
Questions Based on Max and Paddy Episode Three

1.What day is on Max’s underpants?

A) Monday

2.
Q) Where has max stroked a beaver at?

A) Drayton Manner

3.
Q) What Boyzone track does max keep listening to?

A) Father and Son

4.
Q) How old is Daniel?

A) 10

5.
Q) What is on the back of the beer mat?

A) Peter Kay john smith ad

Saturday
Friday
Questions Based on Max and Paddy Episode Six

1.
Q) What song are Max and Paddy singing coming down the highway at the start?

A) Down Down

2.
Q) Whats Billys nick name?

A) Billy the butcher shanin

3.
Q) What’s the number plate on the motor home?

A) Bolox

4.
Q) What does Max drop when running after paddy and billy?

A) Pasty

5.
Q) Where about’s is paddy shot?

A) in the arse

oops, thats quite embarassing cause of all the answers i probably got wrong!! :lol:

thanks Ian for setting out the questions each day (thumbs up)

I know!! :lol:
Thanks again for these (thumbs up)

Typical i got all the easy answers wrong! :lol:

Cheers again for these! Don't forget now you'll have to have another hard think about what questions to do if you ever decide to another quiz in the future!

Or....the winner of the quiz presents the next one then Ian can join in as well....how about it?

(thumbs up) good idea marlene

Haha, great idea Marlene!!
:D :D

And I got some of the easy answers wrong as well. It wouldn't seem it though as I came second behind Marlene with only one point in it, which I'd never been before. Every other forum quiz I've done, I've never even come close to winning, so it's a result for me as well.

But well done Marlene and better luck for me next time... *ahem*

Nice to see them! the one that was bugging me the most was What is Brian saved as in Max’s mobile phone - A) Ironside
That was cracking me up - I could see the scene in my head and everything, but just couldn't think of the answer. Very proud of myself for not cheating though - even if I did loose!