Hi Everyone

I know the DVD comes out next week, but I just wondered if anyone knows the second verse to the song that Paddy sung at the beginning of his Darkside tour. You know the one, it went something like this: -

'See that girl on the second row, s*cked me off three nights ago, oh yes, she wasn't very good, she was wearing braces, cut my c*ck to ribbons'!!

The second verse has been bugging me for ages now (since April) because the audience and myself were laughing so much we couldn't hear the second bit. Was it about a man with gay hair??

I apologise if this may be too delicate for some peoples ears on here (yeah right) but I thought that seeing many of you have been on that many tour dates, someone may be able to help me.

Cheers me owd muckas
Anita :D

I've sent you a PM Anita!! ;) (thumbs up)

I knew Han would come to the rescue there! I love that song - had me in stitches too.

Beat me to it again Han LOL

Mel

HAHA! I can't wait for the DVD to come out to hear this song again... and record it off it of course for my own listening pleasure... *ahem*

Actually I'm beginning to wonder if I've given her the right bit?!?!? :huh:

Pondering further!! :lol:

Oh yeah .....

"If the guy wants highlights
There really ain't nothing wrong with thaaaaaat!!"

Thank you ...... thank you very much!! *bows* ;)

I keep thinking there's more though?!?!? :huh: Have I missed owt??

i love that song! its on the tour cd (from this forum)on video clips if anyone doesn't know what we mean.. (thumbs up)


soo funny!! :lol:

Hang on!! I think I might have it on my computer at home then in that case. It's the one that follows Tony turning into Paddy on the big screen, isn't it?

I've had the video for months thanks to Dawn sending me it ages ago, haha!

thats the one Leslie!

Thought it was.
:D
Will have to listen to it tonight. When I say listen, I mean by the fact that my stupid Windows Media Player won't play WMV files.
T**t!

I'm going over it and now I'm almost certain I've given her the wrong bit. Doh!!! -- leave it with me -- it's on the tip of my, erm, keyboard ...... (OOO)

Oooh. Maybe it's ......

"See that bloke, he's sat over there,
Look at his haircut he must be a queer
Oh yes!! Nothing wrong with that,
If a guy wants highlights,
There's really nothing wrong with thaaaaaat!!"

Is that it?? Finally?? Sort of ...... :huh:

It just one of those songs that you confuse yourself with cos it could go in any order!!! I need to lie down now ...... :blink: :wacko: shok

I shall listen properly to it tonight, Han.

Thanks Han, you're a star (thumbs up)

At work I can sing along to both verses in my head now and not just the one that keeps going round and round my head like a jukebox on constant repeat!

Thanks again and sorry to the ones who got pipped to the post.

Cheers
Anita

:D

You're welcome. Not sure it's entirely accurate but I think you get the gist!!! ;)

yeah,if your singing it just mumble a bit- it'll sound the same :lol:

I did try typing the full song for you, Anita, but I forgot to save it to my USB disk.

God I'm such a dozy pillock!

Thanks Leslie, if you do manage to save it I'd be chuffed to mintballs. (thumbs up)

I think it's thinking of Paddy that sends the mind do-lally. I'm glad it's not just me!! :wacko:

Cheers me owd fruit 'n' nut cake!!
Anita

As promised, Anita, here's Paddy's tour song in full... as ripped from the DVD!!

Well I’m the type of guy who would never settle down
Where pretty girls are well you know that I’m around
Kiss ‘em and I love ‘em cos to me they’re all the same
Hug ‘em and I squeeze ‘em I don’t even know their name
Because I’m a wanderer
A Bolton wanderer
I roam around and round and round and round and round

I’M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN BLACKPOOL!! ARE YOU WI’ ME?!

See the bloke who’s sat at the back
Got a face like Madonna’s c***k
Oh yes!
Slightly bald
With a little bit of hair
Upon the top

See the girl on the second row
S****d me off three nights ago
Oh yes!
Wasn’t very good
She was wearing braces
Cut my c**k to ribbons

See the fella sat right down here
Look at his hair cut he must be a queer
Oh yes!
Nothing wrong with that
If a man wants highlights
There’s really nothing wrong with that!

Hope that helps.

Woo-yeah!! (Excit) Go me!! I got it right!!! Not bad for off the top of my head-ness!!! *Gives self medal because, well, no-one else will!!!!!*

Wait. Does that make me a proper sad case or can I still say I'm just dedicated?!?!? :huh:

I'll stop now *blush*

Hahaha, Han, you nutcase!!
:D

If anyone wants the audio to this... it's below.

http://download.yousendit.com/1F7B5A910D0EA736

Courtesy of my mate Catherine who kindly ripped it off my DVD for anyone who wants it. Enjoy.

Thanks Leslie (and your mate) for the download. (thumbs up)

God, it feels like I'm back at Blackpool. I can't wait for my DVD to arrive, I just hope I'm not on it, but if I am I probably look a right dick!! (tease)

Them bloody cameras, they kept wandering up and down the aisle at the side of me and shoving it in your face... the camera I mean nothing else!! :D

Toodle Pip
Anita

(thumbs up) cheers leslie(and friend) gonna put it on my phone,lol

No problem.
:D

Feel free to put it on your phones at any time, hehe!