Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:



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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.

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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol while on the website FriendWise.com may cause you to add friends you normally wouldn't add.

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WARNING: The crunsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode


Anybody recognise themselves?? I think I've done them all :lol:

I've never been drunk, but if and when I do, I would love to experience the above :D

O dear! I've done all apart from 4 of them! Think I'll be sticking to water tomorrow night before I finish the list off!