At house somewhere in a rough neighbourhood (you could tell it was rough because the old men wore medals, not awards from past wars, but awards for the amount of ASBO'S they had recieved)
Anyways, in an old run down house, the squatters, I mean the residents were getting ready, they just happened to be the male members of a so called peter and paddy forum!
Ian, who was head of the household (by flip of a coin) was getting ready...

''KAY1!'' he shouted, ''Come here and help me get into these trousers'' Within a second Kay1 entered the room (as he had been waxing his legs in the next room)
''Oh what now'' moaned Kay1
''These trousers are disagreeing with my wasteline'' explained Ian
''Just let them finish, it'll all blow over'' laughed Kay1
'' Pardon?'' said a confused Ian
''Well they have to start agreeing sometime, remember an argument dosn't last forever'' explaied Kay1
''Oh forget it!!'' shouted Ian ''I'll do it myself!''
A bemused Kay1 stumbled out of the room, dropping leg wax on the floor as he left.

Meanwhile on the other side of town, in a house that boasted two toilets, the girls were getting ready (They were actually coming up to the 8th hour!)
In one of the rooms, Dawneh relaxed in front of a mirror, applying to what can only be described as cement to her face. Her door swings open and a worried looking Han walks in.
''Oh Dawn'' she shrieked '' I'm just in such a terrible state that i might not be able to attend the forum party tonight''
Dawneh turned around towards han, looking like she'd boiled her face in mayonaise.
''Whats wrong now my sweet?'' said a sympathetic Dawneh
''I just don't know which bag to take tonight'' said Han
''What do you need a bag for anyway'' said Dawneh
''You know, to go with the outfit'' said Han
''Is that all'' Moanded Dawneh
'' Yes, what else do you do with a bag?'' said a confused Han
Dawneh let out a massive sigh and got back to applying her X-Factor 50 night shadow alchol free face balm with lemon.

Manwhile back at the boys dump, I mean house! A taxi pulls up outside.
''The taxi's here!'' shouts Knightrider
''And?'' smirks Kay1
''Don't try and be funny'' explains Knightrider, '' Unfortunetly god didn't bless you with that talent''
''Well he didn't bless you either!'' shrieked Kay1
''How do you mean?'' said a serious Knightrider
''Well he didn't bless you in the looks department either did he?!'' laughed Kay1
'' You cheeky b**....''
Just before knightrider could end his naughty word, mazza grabbed them both by the ear and hauled them both over to the taxi, the boys were finally on there way.

A similar fate was happening on the rich side of town with the girls.
'' Right have we got everything?'' said Kegs
''Lets see'' said Donna, as she opened her bag inspecting the items.
''Lipstick..check!, Contaseptive pill...check!, Tear gas...check!''
''Tear gas!!, What do you need that for said a confused Dawneh
''Incase any of them pigs try to get close, you know i'm a hunk magnet!'' said Donna
All the girls rolled there eyes in disbelief
''Lets see, where was i?'' said Donna '' Ah yes, bra...check!
''Why hav'nt you got your bra on?'' said a worried Karen
''Have you seen my boobs'' said a stern Donna
''My Mistake'' said an apologetic Karen
''Hey, what a minute, who's gonna pay for the taxi?'' said a worried Icklebelter
All the girls look in horror as none of them have brought any cash in hope that all the men buying them everything during the night.
''HOW WE GONNA PAY?'' shrieked Dawneh
Just as she said that the taxi driver offered Dawneh the chance to pay a different way
''I think you should take the offer Dawn'' laughed Saucywoodnymph
Dawn gulped as she climbed into the front seat, the rest is history, lets just sau it was a bumpy ride in the taxi on the way to the venue!

PART TWO COMING TOMORROW NIGHT.

:lol: very funny love it. Almost an insight into the chats on the chatroom :lol:

*claps wildly* T'was worth waiting for Johnny........... LOL

Looking forward to Part 2 :lol:

But do my shoes match my bag ...... because there's a first time for everything!!!! :lol:

Nice one m'love!!!!

Ohhh the cheek of it !!

But then we all know you have a thing for taxi drivers dont we Kay1 ;)

Fun bit of stuff... look forward to reading the next bit !

:lol: very realistic (lmaorolls)
it's great,look foward to the next part (thumbs up)

:lol: Loved it,can't wait for next part (thumbs up)

HAHAHAHAHA! Loved it!!
:lol:

Is it based on those who attended the forum chat or are we all gonna be in it at some point? Just being randomly curious, as usual.

brillent Kay :lol:(thumbs up)

That brilliant Kay1

Good work Kay1! I'll pay for the taxi in kind if nobody else will but only if he's fit!!!

Brilliant as ever Kay1...as I recall that's exactly how Han told me it went as well..

Very sporting for Dawn to 'pay' for the cab in that special way of hers.

:lol: nice on Kay1

*waiting patiently for part 2* ;)