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Please come to Australia and do a live tour - the ticket sales will hit the roof and you would get a great holiday!

I beg of you, your humor and presence is greatly missed and we have watched all the Pheonix Night DVDs so many times along with the Mum wants a bungalow tour.

You are the only thing apart from Yorkshire Fish and Chips, eccles cakes and traditional pubs (oh and Mum and Dad!) that we do miss.

Please consider it, get your management to look into it. Parky would recommend it!

Hope to see you soon,
M :)

PS: Even thought it may sound like it, I am not a stalker!

OH, no point waiting for an answer - your all in bed zzz

Peter said he probably wouldn't do another tour because he can't think of any new jokes.