It would apear that the Aliens were holding representatives from both sides for reasons currently unknown

Tania (the tapeworm) of course went to free the Nitrogen but ended up releasing the Trees as well

Long story short, the spaceport on Titan is now totaly incinerated since 2 omnipotant forces (Cheese and Tania) were brought against each other, existance has been warped

The 5 rules have bended and weakened and now stand as follows:

1) Most things look better in black
2) Subway wins, except when everyone wins, in which case Subway Loses
*Rule number 3 is currently in stasis*
4) Ivan loses, except when everyone loses, in which case Ivan Wins
5) Buckets are still cool

Things are recovering slowly, but Disneyland is in complete chaos, things there relied on the 5 rules as they stood to function properly, some of the rides have even stopped!

We can only hope that things return to normal before Subway manages to lose, the consequences of that happening would be enormous!