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Once upon a time, Bob

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the forest

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy.

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of very sharp pizza cutters to

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of very sharp pizza cutters to put on a juggling display.

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of very sharp pizza cutters to put on a juggling display. However, even this athletic display

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of very sharp pizza cutters to put on a juggling display. However, even this athletic display did not made the pizza

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of very sharp pizza cutters to put on a juggling display. However, even this athletic display did not made the pizza delivery man arrive any faster

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of very sharp pizza cutters to put on a juggling display. However, even this athletic display did not made the pizza delivery man arrive any faster. Suddenly, hurtling through the window

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of very sharp pizza cutters to put on a juggling display. However, even this athletic display did not made the pizza delivery man arrive any faster. Suddenly, hurtling through the window, came the most amazing thing

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of very sharp pizza cutters to put on a juggling display. However, even this athletic display did not made the pizza delivery man arrive any faster. Suddenly, hurtling through the window, came the most amazing thing to ever seriously maim Bob.

Once upon a time, Bob was walking through the Forest Of Dean eating a very small roasted leg of lamb,when he met a large and ever so slightly drunk member of a well known really bad pop boy band. The member of the band vomited on Bob's shoes and Bob was so angry he went bezerk and killed him.

Realising what he had done gave him so much joy, that he decided to go on a celebrity killing spree, he killed millions of these members of crap boy bands, who were totally unable to get the joke. Eventually, he was unable to find enough enthusiasm for killing and began to look for something else, something he could eat, something that tasted good enough to not to need any ketchup, as he had run out.

So after phoning for pizza and waiting for an hour, Bob decided that he would use his large collection of very sharp pizza cutters to put on a juggling display. However, even this athletic display did not made the pizza delivery man arrive any faster. Suddenly, hurtling through the window, came the most amazing thing to ever seriously maim Bob. He was struck by an