post humorous quotes here

Look at me! I am invisible! - Hermes from futurama

I cant whistle if i eat too many crackers. - Butters from south park

Today on this special Easter Sunday, I am going to give you my shoe. As a hat. Feel special, it is my favourite shoe. - Kathy (girl i know from suffolk)

"Will you face me a pitch of cake?" - Kathy
In excusing the quote above: "I have a cold and I am cakeless" - Kathy

"at zero it goes BANG with Unit Area" - a Physicist

Kathy: Say something funny
Rachael: I like jam
Kathy: THAT is not funny
Rachael: Yes it is, I do not actually LIKE jam

During a power cut -"does you car still work?"

A couple of sporting ones.

David Coleman: 100 meters final 1980. " And the big Cuban opens his legs and shows the world his class"

Ted Lowe: Pot Black, " Terry Griffiths is snookered behind the blue, which, for those of you watching in black and white, is the ball below the brown.

Archie MacPherson: Football commentary, " That was an inch perfect pass, to no-one in particular".

Sorry Alan, but:

"Does it move?" (Alan on the moon)

www.bash.org <- Lots there

A few more foul-ups from the accident prone mouth of David Coleman:

And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

Linford Christie's got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.

The late start is due to the time.

We were playing Cthulhu on the Orient Express (A mighty fun module). At one point during the game, one of the STs took me out into the kitchen for some quality one-on-one roleplaying time...where he explained how my character had just been randomly killed out of sight of the others. I go back and sit down. The STs start going around the group asking each person in turn what they're doing. Each time they get to me, they skip me - I am dead after all. After a couple of RL hours of this one of the other players blurts out:

"Hey, where's Chris?"

At which point they all rushed off to my cabin and found my remains that had been there for several days IC.

I know having a low spot hidden in Cthulhu is often a good thing, but not OOC too! :rolleyes:

Just heard on the cricket commentary. "Men with wide balls are no use on this type of pitch".

A few examples of foot-in-mouth disease from the New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted.

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

"I would like to reassure everyone that there will be no hurricane."

The best ever. Good old Michael Fish !