Type "[your name] likes to" in the google search box, then write the 1st 10 things on the list.

These are my results - (the brackets are my comments for those who happen to be drunk or hyper when reading this)

Jeni likes to travel and to explore new things (ooh, true)
Jeni likes to drink tea (omg google knows me well at this point)
Jeni likes to race sailboats (maybe not as well as I thought)
Jeni likes to say, "Extended-forest-animals-analogy horrible." (wtf does that mean?)
Jeni likes to run and to listen to music. (music yes, run . . .NOOOO!!!)
Jeni likes to dig her nails deep in our skin (ok . . .)
Jeni likes to call me
Jeni likes to talk on the phone (phone what phone?)
Jeni likes to think I remind her of Aurora off of Sleeping Beauty because our hair is similar (aint anyone I know who has that kind of hair)
Jeni likes to eat the remaining cheesy, crispy stuff on toast (mmm, toasted cheese :P )

OK, here are mine

1 Kev likes to dance ( Ha Ha )
2 Kev likes to be naked ( some people have the strangest ideas )
3 Kev likes things in his mouth ( no comment )
4 Kev likes to get a grip on things ( deprnds what things )
5 Kev likes Turtles ( the soup's OK )
6 Kev likes Strawberries ( true )
7 Kev likes his beer ( even truer )
8 Kev likes A C Milan ( wrong, I'm a Partick Thistle man )
9 Kev likes Lizards ( don't mind them)
10 Kev likes this consumer model ( your guess is as good as mine )

Alan likes to indulge his passions for travel and sport (I play guitar hero)
Alan likes to go to his guns (or swords)
Alan likes to inbreed his pigeons (Correct)
Alan likes to sing the Goldfinger theme (backwards)
Alan likes to disco (is disco a verb?)
Alan likes to wear women's clothing (mainly the earmuffs)
Alan likes to keep things as simple as possible (ORLY?)
Alan likes to. skateboard, snowboard and play video games. (All at the same time)
Alan likes to imagine that he is still in his heyday (:()
Alan likes to participate in Ironman distance triathlons (Twice a month)

or to save time use this site:

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=matt+butler&type=1

Damn you google, your mum is a starting offensive tackle from belmont.

hehe I am enigma! That site cannot find out a thing about me - I am safe!!!

Ciara likes to put her own shorts on by herself now (I is independant!)
Ciara likes to wear bras (... Well.)
Ciara likes to "bug" me in the mornings when she thinks it's time to play, so I decided to dress her as the little bugger she is this halloween (YOU KNOW TOO MUCH -jumps out of a window-)
CIARA LIKES TO PLAY BARBIES!!!! (Well, if leaving them in the path of a conveniently placed erupting volcano is playing... :P)
Ciara likes to be with us and is always willing to do what we ask (... Wrong, man. Just wrong.)
Ciara likes to say she got early training for this experience as a child (And traumatic it was too! -cries-)
Ciara likes to laugh (o_o)
Ciara likes to dress in something simple and casual (AHAHAHAHAHA)
Ciara likes to refer to Witty as Archie Boy at times (Whoever that is...)
Ciara likes to take pictures of me asleep (You can't prove anything... I'VE got the photos! Er... -ahem- What photos? -whistles-)

There were worse. FAR worse. I'm traumatised by the people that share my name. ;_;

me likes to
1- swing on a vine (mmm)
2- down load quick time (mmmm)
3- an early acid experience for everybody (whatever that mean... YES)
4- impress the hell out of people (ya)
5- call me on my cell phone (no, nooo, noooo, no)
6- be found useful (o.O??)
7- read wishlist
8- collect verses
9- eat... Scarlett Johansson (ya for canibalism!)
10- the ones in Richmond and Baltimore (whaaaaaaa)

clone like to:
1- ceremony to honour good neighbores (neighbores?)
2- likes something to be him
3- be contrivertial at court (who wouldnt?)
4- thank people (when they deserve it)
5- know everything of his new freinds and nothing of his old (new?)
6- thank himself again
7- getting rid of stolen merchendise (stolen? no they where....)
8- invite disighners to creat "him" (who? what? where? how?)
9- likes chrismas (turkey!)
10- movies (only the ones where i apear, or are good...)