Roleplaying has many moments that should be filed with the funniest or strangest things you have ever seen/heard. You all know the sorts of stories I'm talking about, we all have seen or been involved in these in some manner.

As such I decided to set up this thread, where if you have a funny, or just interesting RP story (from tabletop or online), then post it.
That way we will have a record of these moments and be able to look back on precisely how crazy we can actually be whilst playing.

ok i suspect there shall be a few from the same campain so ill do this long one from teh call of cuthulu campain run by andrew in which myself and alex managed to be completed idiots and still fail to screw the campain. This is about alexs best(lol) moment.

Alex has decided to break into teh ground on which the big bad evil guy has his mansion, ok alex youve successfuly gotten over the wall without making any noise what are u going to do now.

im going to sneak up to the kitchen door.
you hear singing from inside,
ok im going to try to sneak through the door,
its locked......
ok im going to knock
a maid comes to the door and looks at you
im going to try to knock her out with the butt of my shotgun, (rolls fails)
maid screams and slams the door in your face. you hear the sound of men with guns and dogs
im guna hide round the corner
you hear the sound of ALOT of men with guns and dogs
im going to jump round the corner and shoot at them (epic fail)
they raise their guns at you
im going to dodge back round the corner(fail)
you get shot and captured.

so now hes in the hands of the big evil guy who promtly locks him in his celler he goes to sleep and meets us in the dreamworld. long story short alex and i have a big fight which results in him stood outside with only a shotgun (i think i had a broken nose and 2black eyes /sigh i suck at hand to hand)

alex you see alot of byakies coming towards you (prob misspelling aka bird men about 7foot tall 3times harder than he is)
im going to move towards them at shoot them
you suspect you hit somthing in the swirling mass......not that it made any difference
ok im going to reload
look you have alot of these things coming towards you its proberbly best you go back into the cave
im going to shoot them again (2rounds of combat later he dies in the dreamworld)

so alex wakes up in the basement having just experience being riped to pieces and eaten rolls his san loss (only good roll he made all night) resulting in this quote from andrew "Well you seem to have coped with your own death remarkably well"

there is now a byakie chained to the wall and a crowbar on the floor,
you feel weak and are having problems you think are from lack of food and maybe expirencing your own death
im going to take the crowbar and try and kill this byakie with it (andrew didnt even try with this one lets just say that in the space of about 5mins he got eaten by byakies twice)

so of all that he didnt tell us he was chained in the basement didnt try to break out with the crowbar and decided that about 40 to 1 was good odds, /sigh allowing alex and me in the same campin is awsome, for us anyway