Title: Gaming Lol Moments
Description: funny stuff thats happened in games
el-b - October 2, 2009 01:09 PM (GMT)
i was playing arkham asylum earlier when i used a takedown move on a prisoner, only to have him dive on them back to front and knock them out with a brutal cock punch. i lold.
so i thought, what funny things have happened to you in games, the darker the game the better i guess.
i cant imagine anyone didnt piss themselves laughing when they first dropkicked a dead baby in dead space.
OmegaGCRE4 - October 2, 2009 01:55 PM (GMT)
The Jill battle glitch. I hold her down but she escapes somehow and while she's killing sheva I'm still in the animation! xD
Plus, another funny thing is me Noob Tubbin' in cod4. Bahaha! why just before i got this guy in search and destroy and he's like "OMFG NEWB TUBE" I kept getting him every round until he hunted me and killed me for 2 rounds hehehe... hell its fun in search. you get easy points, they call you noob, you piss em off... and its funneh!! :lol:
JediTusken - October 3, 2009 01:10 AM (GMT)
Metal Gear 3: Snake Eater (PS2)
Just sneaking along in the first mission, and my eyes saw a guard next to a rope bridge. And my ears heard a beehive. Solution!
Shoot the beehive when the guard is under it and watch the hilarity ensue.
More good fun came from letting your food rot, then throwing it to hungry soilders.
They'll shout "FOOD!," eat it, and 2 seconds later throw up, walk a little, and throw up again, for the rest of the level.
And, apparently, Genome Gaurds are terrified of snakes. Just use a tranq dart on said reptile, capture it alive, and equip and throw at Guards.
I LOVE Hideo Kojima's sense of humor
Kan98426 - October 18, 2009 02:17 PM (GMT)
The Pictarz Talks By Yourself :P

thechosen1 - October 18, 2009 04:01 PM (GMT)
I was playing Predator: Concrete Jungle. The first moment I kicked a guy off a 20 story building, I had to laugh. Then I felt like a monster. And then after that I picked up a hooker, twisted her torso around, and then pulled her in half.
el-b - October 18, 2009 09:55 PM (GMT)
kind of reminds me of how i acted in prototype, youre so insanely ovepowered compared to the mere mortals that surround you that you might feel a little sorry for your enemies and the general population after a particularly brutal and awesome genocide, then you elbow drop off the chrystler building into a little old lady and wipe our half a street with the shockwave lol. i wish there was some way to destroy buildings in that game, or at least damage them, but not adding that was probably less laziness on the creators part, and more the fact new yorks had enough of that shit.
the more entertaining moment of assholery in crysis though was in level 1 when you get to that village with the huge rock ramp outside. i lured the soldiers into the building just over the wall, then drope my truck right through its roof and shot the jerry can on the back, laughing as i did it.
and one still survived somehow, he became my next weapon lol.
TheSnowWolf - October 19, 2009 05:17 AM (GMT)
I was playing Far Cry PC. I ran around a corner, shot someone, and looked at their dead body. ROOOOOOFL.
-|Monkey:: - October 19, 2009 08:27 PM (GMT)
Not exactly a LoL moment. But I laugh when it happens.
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5t1v - October 20, 2009 03:41 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TheSnowWolf @ Oct 19 2009, 12:17 AM) |
I was playing Far Cry PC. I ran around a corner, shot someone, and looked at their dead body. ROOOOOOFL.
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looks like some is crying like a little bitch there.
TheSnowWolf - October 20, 2009 04:08 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (5t1v @ Oct 19 2009, 07:41 PM) |
| looks like some is crying like a little bitch there. |
Don't bring that shit into other people's threads.
-|Monkey:: - October 20, 2009 04:15 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TheSnowWolf @ Oct 19 2009, 10:08 PM) |
| QUOTE (5t1v @ Oct 19 2009, 07:41 PM) | | looks like some is crying like a little bitch there. |
Don't bring that shit into other people's threads.
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Wouldn't you cry like a little bitch too? Jesus Christ, the man is clearly pointing out, ANYONE would be crying like a little bitch. Even AHNULD.
TheSnowWolf - October 20, 2009 04:20 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (-|Monkey:: @ Oct 19 2009, 08:15 PM) |
| QUOTE (TheSnowWolf @ Oct 19 2009, 10:08 PM) | | QUOTE (5t1v @ Oct 19 2009, 07:41 PM) | | looks like some is crying like a little bitch there. |
Don't bring that shit into other people's threads.
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Wouldn't you cry like a little bitch too? Jesus Christ, the man is clearly pointing out, ANYONE would be crying like a little bitch. Even AHNULD.
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Probably not if I was dead. Like the dude I shot. I hit him twice, btw. Once in the chest and once in the ass.
-|Monkey:: - October 20, 2009 04:23 AM (GMT)
Yeah, I saw that chest shot. The M4A1 and the Desert Eagle were my favorite'est guns in that game. Easy to kill teh hoomans with.
Kan98426 - November 14, 2009 12:52 PM (GMT)
I Played Left 4 Dead 2 Demo .
I Found Some Funny Boomers Ass+Legs Lying Positions! :lol:

Chrifoldus - November 15, 2009 12:46 AM (GMT)
Assassin's Creed :
When I was playing AC acouple of Months ago I tripped off a ledge and fell to the floor, but when i got back up it was replaying an animation in a 0.2 second cut over and over and it looked like Altair was Jacking off...Wanking.
I lold. :>
el-b - November 15, 2009 12:22 PM (GMT)
with me he just keeps getting stuck halfway in the floor, grabbing onto waist high grips :(
i love jumping off the highest ledges i can find onto people, the church in acre, opened during the second visit, is fucking huge. shame you cant quicksave on it or you could do it again and again, climbing up it is such a hassle lol.
i always found starkweathers commentary on your murder spree in manhunt was hilarious, sick as it is, having scholar visari tell you hes jacking off while youre sawing someones head off with barbed wire is a....singular experience lol.
DanteII - November 16, 2009 10:52 PM (GMT)
In RE 5 Mercenaries, the 1st level/area, I was playing as Midnight Wesker, I placed a mine bomb on the floor & I said, "Wouldn't it be funny if the chicken ran into the bomb & died?" Few seconds later.... BOOM! I saw it with my own eyes & then said, "OH MY GAWD *laughing out loud* what da faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack?!" :>
ForSaken_Tears - November 16, 2009 11:06 PM (GMT)
GTA IV. guy wants to kick me. I SNIPE HIM, he wants to kick me again and starts sending angry messenges *about sexuality* I shoot an RPG up his ass and HE SURVIVES. with a very minimal piece of health left. i knife slash him wel he just stands there trying to aim his AK *Auto aim was turned off* he dies, i T bag him for 20 sec and kick his dead body. guy left the game and started to send even more angry PM's.
Next match I JOIN HIM AGAIN. only just to bugg the crap out of him. Noob had auto-aim on now and started to shoot his AK again. so i took cover only to shoot his brains out when he reloaded his K. ..leaves again and i never heard anything from him again! :lol:
el-b - November 17, 2009 10:40 PM (GMT)