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Title: Kid Jokes


MissPolite - August 2, 2004 07:13 PM (GMT)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

:lol:

smartcooky - August 3, 2004 09:26 AM (GMT)
Oh that is a good one out of the mouth of babesuser posted image

Hoobygroovy21 - August 3, 2004 09:27 PM (GMT)
Nice one! Good twist. :lol:

Dark Serina - November 15, 2004 10:52 AM (GMT)
hehehehe ... I love that girl's answer ... :lol:

Misho - November 18, 2004 02:15 PM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: i love it!




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