Homer walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits
down next to this blonde named Katie at the bar and
stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just
starting. The news crew was covering a story of a man
on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looks at Homer and says, "Do you think he
will jump?" Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to
his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her
$20 dollars to Homer and said, "All is fair. Here is
your money."

Homer replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would
jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think
he'd do it again."
:>.<: