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Title: MEN!


MissPolite - October 23, 2004 07:06 PM (GMT)
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
>
>He decides to give them a test.
>He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they
>do with the money.
>
>The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
>gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
>dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
>this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
>The man was impressed.
>
>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
>set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
>expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
>she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
>Again, the man is impressed.
>
>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
>times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
>remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
>for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man
>was impressed.
>
>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
>the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
>
>
>Men are Men.... LOL

Dark Serina - November 18, 2004 05:23 PM (GMT)
heh, they're all the same .... -_-




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