Dont skip please:


A man asked his wife what she'd like for her
birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he made her a nice
big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to the local
theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide,
* The Wall of Fear,
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* Every thing there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside
down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where
her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars
epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could
drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked,
"Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly
changed. "I meant my dress size, you silly!"

Moral:

"Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong."