Why ARE Men Happier?
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> Men Are Just Happier People;
> What do you expect from such simple creatures?
> - Your last name stays put.
> - The garage is all yours.
> - Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> - Chocolate is just another snack.
> - You can be President.
> - You can never be pregnant.
> - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> - You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
> - Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> - The world is your urinal.
> - You never have to drive to another Gas station
> restroom because this
> one is just too icky.
> - You don't have to stop and think of which way to
> turn a nut on a bolt.
> - Same work, more pay.
> - Wrinkles add character.
> - Wedding dress $5000.
> - Tux rental $100.
> - People never stare at your chest when you're
> talking to them.
> - The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected. New shoes
> don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> - You know stuff about tanks.
> - A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> - You can open all your own jars.
> - You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness.
> - If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
> still be your friend.
> - Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> - You almost never have strap problems in public.
> You are unable to see
> wrinkles in your clothes.
> - Everything on your face stays its original color.
> - The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> - You only have to shave your face and neck.
> - You can play with toys all your life.
> - Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> - One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
> seasons.
> - You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
> - You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
> - You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
> mustache.
> - You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
> December 24 in 25
> minutes.
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> No wonder men are happier!
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