COWS
Is it just me,

or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington ~

and they tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country!

Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.

Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and

we're not using it anymore!

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"

"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and

"Thou Shall Not Lie"

in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!

It creates a hostile work environment!

And Last but not least.....

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.....

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars.

O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around;

Osama Bin Laden too!

But they take the one woman in America

willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard,

and haul her butt off to jail!"