>>>>Enjoy this terrific confusing conversation of Mr.William Knott
>>>>and Mr. Watt.
>>>>
>>>>"Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.
>>>>"Watt."
>>>>"What is your name, please?"
>>>>"Watt's my name."
>>>>"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
>>>>"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
>>>>A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
>>>>"No, this is Knott."
>>>>"Please tell me your name."
>>>>"Will Knott."
>>>>
>>>>YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED,
>>>>READ
>>>>THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
>>>>
>>>>"Why not?"
>>>>"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
>>>>"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
>>>>"But I told you my name!"
>>>>"Didn't you say you will not?"
>>>>"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
>>>>"That's what I mean."
>>>>
>>>>"So you know my name."
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"Good. So now, what is yours?"
>>>>"Watt. Yours?"
>>>>"Your name!"
>>>>"Watt's my name."
>>>>
>>>>"How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
>>>>"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and
>>>>you have not even told me yours yet."
>>>>"You have been patient, what about me?"
>>>>"I have told you my name so many times and it is u who have not
>>>>told me yours yet."
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"See, you even know my name!"
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
>>>>"Because I don't."
>>>>
>>>>[Pause]
>>>>
>>>>"What is your name?"
>>>>"See, you know my name!"
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"Then why do you keep saying Watt is your name"
>>>>"To find out your name!"
>>>>"But you already know it!"
>>>>"What?"
>>>>"See, and you know mine!"
>>>>"Of course not!"
>>>>"Exactly!"
>>>>
>>>>NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR
>>>>NAME,
>>>>BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.
>>>>
>>>>"Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what
>>>>will be your answer?"
>>>>"Watt's my name."
>>>>"No, no, give me only one word."
>>>>"Watt"
>>>>"Your name!"
>>>>"Right!"
>>>>
>>>>[Pause before it hits him]
>>>>
>>>>"Oh, Wright!"
>>>>"Yeah!"
>>>>"So why didn't you say it before?"
>>>>"I told you so many times!"
>>>>"You never said Wright before"
>>>>"Of course I did."
>>>>"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
>>>>"I do not."
>>>>"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
>>>>"I do not!"
>>>>"Good!"
>>>>
>>>>[Pause before it hits him]
>>>>
>>>>"Oh, Guud!"
>>>>"Good."
>>>>"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
>>>>"No, it's Knott!"
>>>>
>>>>"Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>PHOOOH!