A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a Word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the
husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" Yep,"
the wife replied, "in-laws."

A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have
to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
what?

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me
beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel,
and hubby was losing his temper. "Be careful," He said
to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in me."...
"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"

LOL ... Who's afraid of a mouse??? .. haha .. I feel bad for that man, poor him, heh.