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I was reading today on some websites things about vampires and I found something funny. I thought of sharing it with you in this forum. So lets read how to kill the vampires in some new speacial ways.


Reading passages from the Bible through a megaphone. Just as the other religious devices work, the Bible verses cause the vampire to meet their colorful demise.

Puncturing the vampire’s liver with glass works just as well as puncturing the heart with a stake. Maybe even better, since glass isn’t likely to give you splinters—though the occasional shard should be expected.



Cellphones playing Chopin’s “The Entertainer”. This one is especially useful if you know that one of your friends is in trouble with some vamps, just give him a call and you’ll help him out.

Debodying. It’s kind of like beheading, except with this you’re cutting the body off the head instead of the other way around.

Pancreatic Cancer works too. Give the vampire pancreatic cancer and your problems are solved.

Shurikens! They’re like the ultimate weapon! Vampires can’t stand the little ninja stars because of the way the things just go and kill them.

Thats all.

loool!! :lol:

I liked this one the most .. Do you think that it might work? lol
I thought that Garlic is the cure :P

Hey Miss Polite

Heh. I like this one the most too. lol well yeah, it may work. It should lol.