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Kid Jokes| MissPolite |
Posted: Aug 2 2004, 07:13 PM
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"  -------------------- No Longer Can Live In This Terrible Land!
No Longer Can Breath With you on My Hand! Take This Sward And Kill me! Cause This is the only Way to Free me! |
    
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| smartcooky |
Posted: Aug 3 2004, 09:26 AM
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Oh that is a good one out of the mouth of babes
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| Hoobygroovy21 |
Posted: Aug 3 2004, 09:27 PM
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Nice one! Good twist.
-------------------- He didn't stand an earthly!
Everyone loves babies, don't they? |
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| Dark Serina |
Posted: Nov 15 2004, 10:52 AM
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hehehehe ... I love that girl's answer ...
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| Misho |
Posted: Nov 18 2004, 02:15 PM
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i love it! -------------------- In this world of memories, there's no need for strangers.
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. If you believe everything you read, better not read. Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great. |
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