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Title: ragnarok XD


Kage - May 5, 2008 05:29 AM (GMT)
lulz, some good ass **** here XD those of you who don't know most, lurk LMS and OMS forums

QUOTE (Infinity;601211)
After the All father of Maplestory, all has been prosperous until the fated Ragnarok.

THe beasts have waited, and now the deadly long Lag has come upon us. 4 Years of lag have now come upon Odin, the shining massive amount of servers bought are now useless, and will have no effect.

So the end will begin. Then the children of Zakum will have their say. The dragon Horntail will seize the almighty database between its mighty jaws and swallow it.
Zakum itself will seize the moon and devour it like nothing.

The server will start to shudder. Then channels will start to sway and crash, worlds will shake and rock and come crashing down, and every bond and fetters will burst.

All the bosses will run free.

Papalatus will come free from his chains in the tower of time.

The sea will rear up and
Pianus will fuse both his sides together and become one once again, and he shall be free from his cave.

Zakum will come free from the everlasting Pheonix's bonds.

Paul will break free from the realm of Ban Hammered.
Then his brother mooblar will break free also.

The brothers Paul and Mooblar will move foward side by side, Paul's mouth will gape wide open and his lower jaw scrapes again the ground and his upper jaw scrapes against the sky ; it would gape wider if there were more room. Flames will dance in Paul's eyes and leap from his nostrils. With every breath from Mooblar, all the worlds and channels will be splashed and stained with his poison.

The server will be in uproar, the capacity quaking with booms and memory leaks and rollbacks. Simon will rise from his prison with his sword blazing like the sun itself. The warp command will crack and break once Simon uses it. So all the "evils of maplestory" will be free and fill all but a map that stretches one hundred and twenty leagues in every direction.


The GMs , meanwhile, will not be idle. Richan will leave his hall, Richaria, and raise the great horn Rjall to his mouth. He will sound such a blast that it will be heard throughout all 9 worlds. All the GMs will wake and at once meet in council. Then Serpendiem will mount Server and gallop to GMS and take advice from Nexon there.

Maplestory itself will moan, the multiple servers that always was and wannabes over all that is. Its .wz files will tremble, and fall apart and even delete itself as two players take refuge deep within it. Everything in the normal player world, the banned, and GMs will quiver.

Then all the GMs will arm themselves. They will don their helmets and their coats of GMness, and grasp there SQL edited items. Eigh hundred fighting men will forge through each of that hall's five hundred and forty doors. That vast host will march towards Serpendiem will ride at their head, wearing a golden GM hat never before seen, and a shining corslet, brandishing Gravity Ban Hammer.

Serpendiem will make straight for the ex-host Paul; and Matze, right beside him will be unable to help because Mooblar will at once attack him. Richan will fight against Simon. And when Simon whirls his flaming blade, Richan will rue the day that he gave his own godly sword to the Nico. It will be a long struggle, though, before Richan succumbs. The hound Mightyfang son of Horntail will leap at the throat of one-handed Tyr (simons minion) and they will kill one another. The age-old enemies, Himegami and Sharlee will meet once more and each will be the cause of the other's death.

Matze, son of Serpendiem, and gaping Mooblar have met before too( and oh boy will Mooblar be pissed cuz matze stole his gf and cut off his p3n0rz and ballz ); they are well matched. At Diabllo the god will kill the serpent but he will only be able to stagger back nine steps before he falls dead himself, poisoned by the venom Mooblar spews over him.

Serpendiem and Paul were the first to engage and their fight will be fearsome. In the end, though, Paul will seize Allfather(Serpendiem) between his jaws and swallow him. That will be the death of Serpendiem.

Then Simon will fling fire in every direction. All nine worlds will become furnaces - places of raging flame, swirling smoke, ashes and only ashes. The nine worlds will crash and the GMs will die. The players will die, men and women, noob and pro.

The server will rise out of its system restore, lagless and fair. The almighty reporters will fly over maps and report relentlessly.

Naglfar and Emily, will still be alive; they will survive the fire and the server wipe and make there way back to the dedi. Vimes and Givenchy, children of Matze, will join them there, and they will inherit their father's ban hammer, Mjollnir. And Sutr and Fuko will come back from the world of the wiped/deleted; it will not be long before they, too, tread the new lagless world of Zenith. The children of all the GMs will make up the new GMs.

They will sit down in the sunlight, and being to talk. Turn by turn, they will call up such codes, codes such as are known to them alone. They will talk over many things that happened in the past, and the evil Mooblar and the demon Paul. And then, amongst the waving maps, they will find golden chessboards, treasures owned once by the 1st gen Gms, and gaze at them in wonder.

Many courts will rise once more, some legit, some hackers. The best place of all will be the GM map, in Ellinia, a place fairer than the sun, roofed with gold. That is where the Lvl 200s will live, at peace with where the ground is always warm underfoot; there will always be plenty of good scrolls for those who take a risk when using them. And there will be Sindri, a fine hall that stands in the dark mountains of LocalMS, made wholly of red gold. Brave men will live in these places.

The two humans who hid themselves deep within Yggdrasill - some say Leafre - will be called ItzMissDevon and ItsMissDevon. Simon's fire will not scorch them; it will not even touch them, and their food will be the morning mesos. Through the mobs and bosses, they will see the light come back. For before the database was taken away and eaten by Horntail, it will have made a backup one, who will follow the same sky-path and bring up the server.

ItzMIssDevon and Lfthrasir will recruit players. Those players will recruit even more players. There will be new players, new contributions, players all over the 9 worlds. That was the end; and this is the beginning.



P.S. This isn't intended to be offensive.
P.S.S. I made this on my own.
P.S.S.S. about the ItzMissdevon and ItsMissDevon , i asked devont to give me some names and she told me them xP

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