Hello, I am the owner of Coyne's Diner. We have very friendly people, and services, and we are glad to have you stop buy.

*NEWLY REMODELED!*

Our Menu:

Cheeseburger - $1.25
Double Cheeseburger - $1.75
Triple Cheeseburger - $2.25
Cheese Curds - $1.25
French Fries - $1.00
Fish Fry - $4.75
Chicken Tenders - $2.25
Chicken Tenders Meal - $3.00
Philly Cheese Steak - $4.00
Big Trucker Breakfast (comes with anything you want) - $3.00
Little Trucker Breakfast (comes with anything you want) - $2.50
Lunch or Breakfast Buffet - $3.00 for 12yr. and younger, $4.50 for 12 yr. and up.
French Toast Meal - $2.75
Omlet - $1.00
Omlet Meal - $2.25

Drinks:

All Coke And Pepsi Products - $1.00 Small - $1.50 Large
Milk - Chocolate or White - $1.00
Coffee $1.00 - $0.75 for Drivers 250 days and older

Diesel is $2.95 a gallon..
Gasoline is $2.50 a gallon..

If you buy more than 50 gallons of Diesel Fuel, then you will get a free shower.
We have 15 showers to be used, and we are happy to serve you.

If you don't get Fuel, but you still want a shower, then the shower is $6.00.

We have a 3 truckers lounges, which all have 55" plasma screen TV's. We have a Cable box with over 500+ channels.

We also have 25 hotel rooms which are $45 a room. MAX 3 PERSONS PER ROOM

Truckers always get a free cup of Coffee. Other wise, it's a $1.00.

Please enjoy our newly remodeled diner, and hotel, and stay anytime.

We welcome all truckers.

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY! PLEASE COME AGAIN! :D

2.25 for diesel I will be right over with our 3 dump trucks

Whoops. I gotta fix that. But you get $2.25 because you were here first! Enjoy!

DIESEL WENT DOWN! NOW $3.02 A GALLON! STOP BUY BEFORE IT GOES SKY HIGH!

i'm gonna take a shower but i bought diesel i want a free shower

Here is your free shower ticket:

Shower Number: 3

PIN Number: 23611

Enjoy! Grab a free cup of coffee on your way out!

Want a Mt. Dew, cheesburger with fries, make it snappy. :D

fill me up and my truck and i need a shower and a radio so i can sing in the shower i want a mt dew

I need a triple cheeseburger and a mt. dew please. And 200 gallons of diesel. I believe that equals a free shower.

The waiter comes out and serves you your CHEESEBURGER, FRIES, And MOUNTAIN DEW

Your Total: $2.25

Please come again! :D

Your Diesel is $590.00

Your food is: $3.95

And here is your shower information:

SHOWER NUMBER: 1

PIN: 332761

Please come again sir :)

lol, this is cool

You should order some food :D

ok, i'll have a burger and fries

Ok..

*The waiter comes out of the kitchen holding your burger and fries, and hands them to you, then smiles at you*

The total is: $2.00

REMEMBER IF YOU GET FUEL YOU GET A FREE SHOWER!! :D

put 5 gallons in my impreza...

Ok, the diesel will cost you $14.75 for 5 Gallons of gas, and here is your shower info:

Shower Number: 4

Pin Number: 199756


Enjoy your shower if you want it, and please come back! :D

hey, my impreza dont take no diesel!!! :explosion:

Well, gas is $2.33 here, so the total is: $11.65.

You stil get the shower. Enjoy :)

thanks for the gas, I think I might pass on the shower... :ph43r:

ya need to hire this guy as the entertainment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCJP-9TaGis

where is your beautiful women at Sam? My truck stop offers more than a man can handle.

Btw, where is my Mt. Dew with my cheeseburger with fries?

Oh, I will get right on that. Not. Thanks though!.


lol

Look at page one. It is on there. Let me find it

Here it is

Hi, fill the purple peterbilt up at pump number 5. I will have a pepsi and a cheesebuger, need a shower too bud!

To fill up your Peterbilt, it is $2.95 a gallon, and your truck can hold 250 gallons, which brings your Fuel Total to: $737.50

Your Cheeseburger and Pepsi will cost you $1.75

You shower information is:

Shower Number: 3

Pin Number: 278113

Enjoy!

ah good, i was getting hungry. :)

thanks, do you have any polish so I can polish my truck??

Yup. $5.00 for a bottle that can polish the whole truck.

(Just remember to bring the buffer back..)

Lol

I'll take it guy, heres a $2 tip

Why thank you. You are now a Valued Customer :D

I'll be back after I come back from phenoix!

Alright :) I am sure you will be hungry!

the truck will be thirsty to

Alright. Diesel is $2.95 a gallon, so tell me when you stop by! We just remodeled, so we now have hotel rooms. Read the first post by me, and you will be able to tell that we remodeled. Thanks

Well, we are open again, so anybody who wants some place to eat, and stay and enjoy some Internet or TV, then come on by!