Mort's Truck Stop and Diner offers the following on the menu:

Pork Chops (2): $4.25
Pork Tenderloin: $6.75
Top Sirlion Steak: $5.95
T bone Steak: $6.35
Hamburger: $3.75
Cheeseburger: $4.25
Double Cheeseburger: $4.65
Fries: $0.75
Salad Bar (all you can eat): $5.00

Soft Drinks:

Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Mt. Dew
Dr. Pepper
7-up
Root Beer
Regular Ice Tea
Green Tea
Coffee

all these drinks for a low cost of $0.85

For gasoline: $2.85
For Diesel: $1.65

Btw, did i mention our waitress are blondes, brunettes and red head?

Come on down to Mort's Truck Stop and Diner, come in lousy, leave with a smile.

Gimme a Mt. Dew. Just bought a new truck, so I don't need fuel


Even though I have my own Diner, I will check this place out too..

G J Mortis :D

Forget all the other diners in the area, mine is sanitary, plenty of parking for well over 1500 trucks and 100 4 wheelers (squash those 4 wheeler if needed).

My diner has all the conforts of home, T.V. lounge, movie theater, shower rooms, bunk rooms (2 people per room maximum) and a arcade room with all the latest games (including and espeically Sega's Derby Owners Club). Come on down to Mort's Truck Stop and Diner where you will be treated like royalty.

We do have a morning breakfast special:

Regular Pancakes: $2.50
Choice of fruits style Pancakes: $2.65
Bacon: $1.25
Eggs (your choice): $1.75
Sausage: $1.35
Biscuits and Gravy: $2.65

More will be added at a later time.

When asking for a fill up on Diesel, with a minimum of 50 gallons get you a free shower. With a purchase of 200 gallons or more gives you a free truck wash at Mort's Truck Wash next to our service bays (6 total, 1 for the truck wash). Come on down to Mort's Truck Stop and Diner, where our customers leave happy.

Mort's Truck Stop and Diner offers beautiful women in 2 piece string bikinis to wash your truck inside and out (you can look, do not touch if you wish to come back). We have 5 beauties to do all the cleaning on your truck and are experts in polishing chrome.

Come on down to Mort's Truck Stop and Diner, where you will leave a happy camper.

Forget Coyne's diner, my truck stop has all the luxuries of home plus some. Here at Mort's Truck Stop and Diner will keep ya coming back for more, pull over, get some rest in one of our bunk rooms while my beauties do the rest.

Mort's Truck Stop and Diner offers more than Coyne's will ever will.

Oh, you are very nice Mortis. Besides. I am remodleing, and I got a Truck Dealer and someone just ordered 20 trucks

mort give me 1 of every thing here is 300 smackers keep the change

want a free shower as well, Doo?

you are quite welcome Sam, btw, any of your trucks coming through my service bays, gonna dismantle them for parts :D

That's real nice :D

Hey Mort I was just in Compton, California and Ray Ray told me to look up this joint on the DL. I'm looking for the good stuff man. You know what I'm talking about. Roll me up a dollar bill and meet me around back. :explosion:

If that doesn't work I'll take a Coke and a lap dance. Thanks :o

Snatch, since you and your crew do not wish to let things go, i can do this much to you:

Snatch and Mdub are officially banned from setting foot onto Mort's Truck Stop and Diner's property, if they show up, they will be shot, survivors will be shot again!!


Now, with that said, stay clear of me, my T/S and diner.

OMG Mortin is threatening us again! Wowzers... I better report this to the mods asap!!!1111!!!

Whoops mortin, looks like I "accidentally" bumped my glass of water onto the floor of your fine dining establishment. Please have one of your wenches clean it up for me. Thanks.

Calm it down peeps. He was kidding.

Since alot of people are the pick pick pick type, Mort's Truck Stop and Diner is closed until further notice.

he brought it upon himself

Can't we all just play together like nice children.

:lol:

It's not like it was doing serious "E-business" anyway. lol

I hate to come down on you guys in a public thread like this, but please let this guy run his thread in peace...... This isn't Emmmm Dub afterall, so remember that, haha.

Mortis- problem will be handled, go about your fine dining establishment.

P.S--- can I have a Coke, fries, with a side of ranch for the road?

I'm broke though, so how about an IOU


:D

Sorry Waterboy, the thing between myself, you, Damian and the rest of the crew of Mdub has spiraled out of control, my T/S and Diner is officailly closed until furhter notice.

give me a t-bone and a pepsi

that's a mans meal.

I would have to agree with you there.