we have everything you can think of and more for under 1 buck

Give me a tank of diesel, a cheeseburger with only Ketchup and Mustard, an order of Cheese Curds, a Large Dr. Pepper, and a Crunch with Carmel candy bar!

Thanks!

that will be a nickel

I'd like a 2009 Peterbilt, with a tank of fuel, and 10 billion dollars please! B) :explosion: :psycho:

here u go that will be 10 cents

whoa, what a bargain!

Here's $1.00

Keep the change!

How about a Glass of wine and a bearded clam.

thst will be one penny and you get to choose 10 truckss u get all of them free

Wow you are loosing money with this truck stop! Give me 50, 2009 Kenworth W900L trucks

that will be nothing

Haha you forgot to put the keys in the trucks!

i`ll take a cummins turdo diesel with propane injection, all the guages, air horn and a tank of fuel. :explosion:

Give me Free Fuel for life,

Please.

that cost penny

how much for your sister?

She's open 24/7 and always $1.00.

lol, keepontrucking I really like the prices, Ill be back tomorrow for more coffee and pie.

im out of deisels i got water powered engines they cost a nickel

Hey Keep, I need..... Some of that special food you store in the back..... you know?

heres your order that will a nickel

Here's a nickle...and no more.....


BTW.....I was never here.....

Give me 1000 Kenworth W900Ls, 1000 Kenworth T660s, 1,000,000 gallons of diesel, unlimited Krispy Kremes delivered to my house, and 10 wives. Thanks.. Make it snappy :D

here are the keys to the lot that will be a $1.00

Thanks buddy :D

ill have all your trucks along with 21 million bucks and a 2009 peterbuilt

How about some pie and a cup of joe, keep

It must be free today?.

So, did keeps close down? I didn't think it would last, the place never looked to clean.

Can i get a steak dinner with fries, Dr. Pepper and one of your beautiful waitresses to go? Also, i would like to purchase 250 gallons of Diesel, a truck wash and a shower please?

Good luck getting anything, I heard someone went next door to Mortis's rifle shop and purchaced a sweet little S&W and robbed the place. To bad, but a formal investigation is under way.

Funny Steve. :) if ya saw my title, no one is gonna rob Mort again or this might happen :explosion:

where is my stuff at ya bum? :( <_< :angry:

the delivery trucks exploded on me

it was keeps that got robbed and the gun was purchaced at Mortis's shop, anyway an employee of Morts sold it to an underage boy and morts will be shut down.

Good. :lol:

This might teach Keep not to raid my shop again, oh my bad that was my Pub/Eatery he burned down.

Anyway, Thanks for the burgers fries and shakes you took too long to get me. ROFLMAO <lolyou>

i didnt get robbed i gave away stuff like 50 trucks to 1 person

This is what i ordered, i want you to cough it up ASAP before i come in with guns blazing and shoot everyone in site. :) :D :lol: ROFLMAO :ph43r:

*eats mort*