Welcome to Mort's Pub and Eatery, if you visited my diner and pub before, the prices havent changed and the waitress are still as beautiful as ever. Stop by and get some grub and some rest.

BTW, you touch any of the beauties, you will be escorted off the property at the end of a AK47.

darn i guess i shouldnt come and visit then. i'll walk in and then get escorted out in 5 secs lol. <devil> jk

uh i'd like a cheeseburger with a side orders of fries with root beer to drink. :psycho:

you dont scare me my guns bigger then that!!!

What about if you don't know I did? :D But a Burger and a Coffee for me, no cream.

lol brandon we should bring in the usa forces. lol i'll get my tank with a 30 cal mounted on the top. i think we could hold it down til the usa army gets their. whatca think? lol ROFLMAO <devil>

lol good idea grab a feel while hes backs turned. lol <devil>

I got a 300remington ultra mag rifle that will shot 800 yards with no prob and has more knock down then a 375H&H!!! bring it on morty <lolyou>

lol i'll go get my tank lol <devil> :psycho:

ok were takin over morty!!

lol CHARGE!!!!!!!


*sees the waitress and grabs her and takes his tank home.

ROFLMAO

ties up morty and takes the other waitress :ph43r:

*laughs, then drives back and locks morty in a closet and puts a c-4 charge on his back set for 5 mins.

RUN FOR U LIFE PEOPLE U HAVE 5 MINS AND COUNTING TO LEAVE BEFORE U END UP LIKE MARTY WILL lol :explosion:

did I mention I took the money as well :lol:

lol i want my cut.....i say we split it 50/50

ok I got a $1000 heres 500

*takes the cash and goes home. about 5 hrs later the waitress walks out then walks back in and takes er 99% of my 500 dollars.


it was worth it.
ROFLMAO

:lol: later that night I go back and see the whole building blownup and the only thing still standing is the front doors with an open sign on it!!! so I go over and flip it to closed :lol:

laughs when he sees the closed sign. then takes out a black sharpie and writes under closed. for good.
<devil>

:lol:

*eats morty*

lol i see u picked up the peices after i blew him up...hey at least no frying needed already been cooked. lol ROFLMAO

he needs more salt

lol i got some rite here.

*hands keep some salt. then starts laughing since its actually baking soda in a salt container. ROFLMAO

<lolyou> at keep you've been baked ROFLMAO

lol. i guess keep is gonna have some rough digestion :explosion:

ROFLMAO o well

whos dinners next lol.

hmm what ever one you pick, but better wait till tomorrow, the cops might get curious!

ya ik will wait til tomorrow sometime then get back at trashing one. hope we dont get in trouble with the mods lol.

Im a good boy mods love me :D were not hurting anyones fellings if we are please speak up ;) and we'll stop

ya if we are someone speak up


(puts tape over mortis mouth to keep him from saying anything lol)

This is war, Kevin and Brandon!!!! <noooo> :gunes: :angry:

*eats Kevin Retzlaff* mortis can ii have salt

bring it on lol.

hey how dare u try to eat me.

*gets in his tank and aims for keep. and :explosion: . keeps dead.

i already cooked u

lol urr i'm sure brandon will have my back on this one. KEEP I WILL GET U FOR THIS.

u taste like chicken

u know what the weird thing is...i just ate chicken for supper. mind reader

<noooo> <noooo> I thought we got rid of him <_<