My 'Pods
(A parody of "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas)
What you gon' do with all that slime?
All that slime from beyond time?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my 'pods.
My 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods,
My 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods, my squamous pseudopods (fhtagn)
I drive these cultists crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They worship me real nicely,
They perform sacrifices.
Eihort & Azathoth,
Glaaki and Yog-Sothoth,
Hastur, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Cultists I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Stars Are Right, False Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstratin'.
Ia (ah!)! Ia! Ia! Ia (ah!)!
You love my pseudopods (pods),
My 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods (pods),
My 'pods they got you,
It's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
It's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
What you gon' do with all that slime?
All that slime from beyond time?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my 'pods.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my 'pods (ah!), my 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods (why?!).
My 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods (ah!), my lovely lady lumps (fhtagn)
I met a girl down at the altar.
She said hey, now, don't you falter.
Sacrifice this baby, our blood-rite will summon
Vigintillion star-spawn.
Which is not dead can eternal lie,
Eternal, 'ternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die, die, die, diiieee.
They say I'm really sexy,
Cultists, they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my 'pods, 'pods.
Prayin' to Outer Gods,
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my 'pods.
My 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods,
My 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods, my 'pods.
My squamous pseudopods ('pods)
My squamous pseudopods ('pods)
My squamous pseudopods ('pods)
In the back and in the front ('pods)
My madness got you,
It's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
It's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
What you gon' do with all that slime?
All that slime from beyond time?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my 'pods.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that slime?
All that slime from beyond time?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this 'pod.
What you gon' do wit all those growths?
All those growths inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
(Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia) (x4)
It's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
It's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
heeheeeheehee (ok, I read this yesterday and forgot to post)
you actually write that yourself?
LOL That's great!
Of course, I'm hearing Alanis Morrisette sing it, though. ;)
How do we know she's not a Cultist, eh?
Finally found it!!!
(To the beat of Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca", lyrics adpated from Weird Al's "Livin' Lav Vida Yoda")
Originally appearing in RLD 6, "Your Dreams Are Here". Sung by JaggedWing with PrettySparrow singing (backup).
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He's in to Cthulhu mythos
Like's cats and psionic walls
And that's not as far as it goes
He really is the strangest of us alls
:doc:
He's in to hypno chips
an' new mind control technique
He'll make your brain do flips
until your ears begin to leak
:doc:
He'll make you lift up big rocks
with the power of your brain
He'll make you live the crazy life
an' take away all the pain
'cuz you'll be totally insane
:doc:
Upside inside out
He's livin' La Vida Fnordee
He'll push and pull your brain
Livin' La Vida Fnordee
His bod' is a winged squid
an' he likes to keep his lab tidy
He will wear you out
Livin' La Vida Fnordee
Livin' La Vida Fnordee
(Head on!)
He's Livin' La Vida Fnordee
:streak:
*music cuts out for a moment before picking back up again.*
:streak:
Woke up in Decepticon city
In a funky cybernetic chair
He took my brain and left my body
Now I ask you does that seem fair?
:doc:
He always talks in riddles
And he puzzles at your brain
An' once he's finished training you you'll never be the same
He'll make you go insane
:doc:
(Oh boy!)
:doc:
Upside inside out
He's livin' La Vida Fnordee
He'll push and pull your brain
Livin' La Vida Fnordee
His bod' is a winged squid
an' he likes to keep his lab tidy
He will wear you out
Livin' La Vida Fnordee
Livin' La Vida Fnordee
(come on!)
He's Livin' La Vida Fnordee
:doc:
He'll make you lift up big rocks
with the power of your brain
He'll make you live the crazy life
an' take away all the pain
'cuz you'll be totally insane
:doc:
Upside inside out
He's livin' La Vida Fnordee
He'll push and pull your brain
Livin' La Vida Fnordee
His bod' is a winged squid
an' he likes to keep his lab tidy
He will wear you out
Livin' La Vida Fnordee
Livin' La Vida Fnordee
He's Livin' La Vida Fnordee!
:doc: :doc: :doc: :streak:
Mythos is Awesome (Ia Cthulhu)To the tune of
"The World Is Awesome (Boom De Ah Dah)", the song on the new Discovery Channel ad
Cultist One: Never gets old, hunh?
Cultist Two: Nope.
Cultist One: It kinda makes you wanna...
Cultist Two: Break into song?
Cultist One: Yup.
I love the Black Goat
and Zhar and Lloigor
I love Yog-Sothoth,
Dagon and Mom Hydra
I love the Mythos
And all its weird Colours
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
I love the Deep Ones
and great Flying Polyp,
Hounds of Tindalos
And Nyarlathotep
I love the Mythos
And all the Great Old Ones
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
I love Ithaqua
I love Atlach-Nacha,
the Dhole and Mi-Go
I love Cthulhu - ah!
I love the Mythos
It's such a squamous place!
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
Ia Cthulhu! Ia Cthulhu!
CTHULHU!(to the tune of the
extended Teen Ttians theme song)
Lyrics: Dr Archeville
When there's trouble, you know who’s been called (CTHULHU!)
From deep R’lyeh, he can dream it all (CTHULHU!)
When there's evil on the attack
You can’t rest knowing Cthulhu’s back
'Cause when the world into madness falls
CTHULHU, NO!
CTHULHU, NO!
With mind-warping powers, he divides (CTHULHU!)
Never met a mortal that he liked (CTHULHU!)
He’s got the people on the run
He’ll never stop ‘til he’s eaten everyone
'Cause when the world is losing all control
CTHULHU, NO!
CTHULHU, NO!
If the stars are right, you better watch out
You cannot escape Cthulhu
When he catches you, there won't be any doubt
You've been eaten by Cthuuu…
eaten by Cthuuu….
C-T-H-U L-H-U Cthulhu! Fhtagn, Ia!
C-T-H-U L-H-U Cthulhu! Fhtagn, Ia!
C-T-H-U L-H-U Cthulhu! Fhtagn, Ia!
C-T-H-U L-H-U Cthulhu! Fhtagn, Ia!
[maddening beating of vile drums & thin monotonous whining of accursed flutes solo]
When there's trouble, you know who’s been called (CTHULHU!)
From deep R’lyeh, he can dream it all (CTHULHU!)
When there's evil on the attack
You can’t rest knowing Cthulhu’s back
'Cause when the world into madness falls
CTHULHU, NO!
CTHULHU, NO!
Four, three, two, one, NO!
CTHULHU!
| QUOTE |
[maddening beating of vile drums & thin monotonous whining of accursed flutes solo]
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rofl
Man everyone's got some good stuff in the Hub today!
Of course, now that I know those lyrics, I will never see it as Teen Titan's. Great stuff! We need more filking... :lol:
yeah, well, even though i(meaning Kradia) am a chaos being, i suck at songwriting
EDIT: i have a song challenge: make 'Runaway' by Cascada Doc themed
here's the song
From London to Paris
From Berlin to Rome
You're searching for something
A place to call home
Been hiding your feelings
Went out of control
Your destinations unknown
Tell me
How can it be boy?
You're still a runaway
You chase the dreams from heaven above
Where in this world will you find a place to stay?
Runaway from love
How can it be boy?
You're still a runaway
You chase the dreams from heaven above, baby
Where in this world will you find a place to stay?
Runaway from love
Runaway from love (runaway)
A new town, a new place
A knock on the door
You came as a stranger and entered the door
The moment I saw you, I knew it for sure
You won't pack your bags anymore
Tell me
How can it be boy?
You're still a runaway
You chase the dreams from heaven above
Where in this world will you find a place to stay?
Runaway from love
How can it be boy?
You're still a runaway
You chase the dreams from heaven above, baby
Where in this world will you find a place to stay?
Runaway from love
Runaway from love (runaway)
I know you don't want to be a bother
Though your love's so undiscovered
I want you to stay boy
Stop running from love
How can it be boy?
You're still a runaway
You chase the dreams from heaven above
Where in this world will you find a place to stay?
Runaway from love
How can it be boy?
You're still a runaway
You chase the dreams from heaven above, baby
Where in this world will you find a place to stay?
Runaway from love
Runaway from love
listening to it might help