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Title: Megatron Rant #2
Description: this time it's over cock


Megatron - January 12, 2008 07:37 AM (GMT)
All right. I've been ignored, so I'm going to say this again very simply. I LIKE COCK. AT THE VERY LEAST, I WOULD LIKE SOME COCK RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. THAT'S IT. Is this at all possible?

Sorus - January 12, 2008 03:38 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Megatron @ Jan 12 2008, 02:37 AM)
All right. I've been ignored, so I'm going to say this again very simply. I LIKE COCK. AT THE VERY LEAST, I WOULD LIKE SOME COCK RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. THAT'S IT. Is this at all possible?

Calm down.

Megatron - January 12, 2008 06:18 PM (GMT)
For future reference, a surefire way of making even angrier is to simply tell me to calm down. I hate it when people do that.

Anyway, I wrote that post that way because I have made the request several times, and am always either ignored or get some crazy explanation on how it's not possible that doesn't make sense. It's getting to the point that I'm starting to think it's personal. All i want is cock. I might even settle for a reach around. I'm normally not this whiny and bratty, but I don't see why my request for cock is such a difficult request.

Sorus - January 12, 2008 06:26 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Megatron @ Jan 12 2008, 01:18 PM)
For future reference, a surefire way of making even angrier is to simply tell me to calm down.  I hate it when people do that.

Anyway, I wrote that post that way because I have made the request several times, and am always either ignored or get some crazy explanation on how it's not possible that doesn't make sense. It's getting to the point that I'm starting to think it's personal. All i want is cock. I might even settle for a reach around. I'm normally not this whiny and bratty, but I don't see why my request for cock is such a difficult request.

I'm telling you to calm down and knock off your emo faggotry. JW% isn't your bitch, and really doesn't have to give you any cock.

Now just be patient. Or, if it is really something that concerns you and you need it wand it got to have it, send him a private message.

Prisma Nova - January 12, 2008 08:47 PM (GMT)
Read again what you have written, and also read what JW% wrote about his reasons to rock out with his cock out.

I will not make fun of you, since this is way beyond teasing. I really hope that in real life you do not scream and shout to get what you want.

Like we said before, JW% does this on his free time, and he needs to be in the mood. Rubbing one out can take him way to much time.

Knowing all of this, perhaps you should ask more nicely. And if you cannot get what you want, then perhaps the REAL reason is that he doesn't have time or the energy, or even the inspiration, to take his pants off. And speaking of inspiration, a screaming person does wonders to destroy that...

So, if you do not get the said cock, then accept it as it is. But again, is has nothing to do personally. Really, reading your venomous posts makes me wonder if you have anger issues or bother line paranoļa. If you feel persecuted, then please, ask for help. There is no shame in it.

But I'm asking you again, try to be nice to people, and always try to resolve things calmly. There is always nicer and more civilized ways to resolve conflicts.

Sorus - January 12, 2008 09:46 PM (GMT)
Damnit Pris, gone and ruined my fun :(

Prisma Nova - January 12, 2008 10:28 PM (GMT)
I'm sorry, Sorus, but I had to say it.

But you can carry on, if you want.

Megatron - January 13, 2008 01:35 AM (GMT)
JUST GIVE ME SOME DAMN COCK!!!

Roadbuster - January 13, 2008 01:45 AM (GMT)
If you want to make bolder expressions without yelling, just use the font size instead.


caps is always taken as yelling.

BlackZarak - January 13, 2008 01:59 AM (GMT)
How much is Megs paying JW for cock?

Oh yeah, nothing. Beggars can't be choosers. JW will whip it out for you when he feels like it, or not at all. It's his prerogative, and being demanding won't get it to you any quicker. In fact, I can promise you that it'll slow down the process.

If it was me, you wouldn't get any cock at all after the first time you acted like that. :shootemup:

Sorus - January 13, 2008 02:08 AM (GMT)
BZ! I DEMAND MANY COCKS.

I'm thirsty.

Computron - January 13, 2008 02:10 AM (GMT)
I got some lovin' to spread...
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Can't we all just get along?

BlackZarak - January 13, 2008 02:12 AM (GMT)
Here's the best I can do. They're Chinese, so enjoy that leaden goodness!

BlackZarak - January 13, 2008 02:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Computron @ Jan 12 2008, 09:10 PM)
I got some lovin' to spread...
user posted image
Can't we all just get along?

In the Pit? The only love here comes from multiple rows of razor-sharp teeth.

Megatron - January 13, 2008 02:25 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Roadbuster @ Jan 12 2008, 05:45 PM)
If you want to make bolder expressions without yelling, just use the font size instead.


caps is always taken as yelling.

Ah. All right. Good note to make. Thanks for the help Roady.

QUOTE
If it was me, you wouldn't get any cock at all after the first time you acted like that.


Where the heck did that come from? What "first time" are you talking about?

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and being demanding won't get it to you any quicker. In fact, I can promise you that it'll slow down the process.


Now, that one I'll have to agree with you on. In fact, if I ever have a child, I intend to raise them with that policy. Bitching gets you nowhere, and that's a fact. Perhaps I was to bitchy in my request, I admit that. Problem is I've been polite in the past and have been ignored or shut down.

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How much is Megs paying JW for cock?

Oh yeah, nothing. Beggars can't be choosers.


You are correct. JW%, if you read this, I will pay you cold hard chash for big sloppy cock. I am not joking. This is what I want. I'd still take a reach around, but I am willing to pay money for that one, if it makes any difference.

Jackass Maximus - January 14, 2008 01:50 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Megatron @ Jan 12 2008, 09:25 PM)
JW%, if you read this, I will pay you cold hard chash for big sloppy cock[...]

trap

P.S. Really, Megatron? I mean come on. Your life isn't going to be any less unbearable once you have a mouthful of someone else.

Dinobot 2 - January 17, 2008 05:17 AM (GMT)
I hate chash. It's too warm and over lubricated for my preference.




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