Jeff Foxworthy's comments on Montana: (I can say yes to way too many of these :rolleyes: )


If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Great
Falls, Billings or Bozeman (while the kids swim at the Comfort
Inn).........You might live in Montana.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension
cord........You
might live in Montana

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by..........You might live in Montana.

If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily
because it houses the coldest spot in the nation.......You might live
in
Montana.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't even work
there.......You might live in Montana.

If your husband's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of
his forehead......You might live in Montana.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time..........You
might
live in Montana.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches........You might
live in Montana.

If you know how to correctly pronounce Butte..............You might
live
in Montana.

If you measure distance in hours...............You might live in
Montana.

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup...............You might
live
in Montana.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same
day........You might live in Montana.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard,
without flinching.....You might live in Montana.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social
events...........You
might live in Montana.

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.....You might live in Montana.

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school
basketball game..........You might live in Montana.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how
to
use them........You might live in Montana.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at
any
given time.......You might live in Montana.

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on opening
day of hunting season............You might live in Montana.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit..........You might live in Montana.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with
snow.........You might live in Montana.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road
construction.........You might live in Montana.

If you consider Red Lodge exotic...........You might live in Montana.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to
your
cottonwood.........You might live in Montana.

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the
ignition...........You might live in Montana.

If you find 0 degrees a "little chilly".....................You might
live in Montana.

If you actually understand these observations, and you forward them to
all your Montana friends.............................You must live in
Montana :rolleyes: yeppers that's me :rolleyes:

Believe it or not....at least 6 of those work for Texas too.... :giggle: ....of course they don't involve snow. :cry: