25 Signs Showing You Might be Canadian

1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just
dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go
for your holidays, with good cigars

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions
Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers
and many more, are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a touque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but
requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
(Sas-KAT-chew-wan)

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in
Canada'.

23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more
polite than,"Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of
your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American
friends just to confuse them...further (hehe)

Oh preach right there BBD....now try dropping a southerner in amongst that, eh?

hehehe...thanks BBD!!!! :D

and yes...they're true....hehehe

And Casey and Finegan!!!! What great childhood memories :D thanks!! :babyha:

Yeeeaaah Baby!

Actually, I'm surprised there wasn't anything about Don Cherry (Grapes) in there...

Hey....I recognized a couple of those all the way down here in Redneck Heaven.....

hehehe...we're not that different are we Ms Patt?

what is a chesterfield?

:rollinglaughing: :rollinglaughing: :rollinglaughing:

do you know how old I was before I found out what a "sofa" was...

:smacking: oh now I remember hearing that term maybe in an old movie or something

the only chesterfield i could think of was the kind you sm*ked....kinda difficult to relax on one of those and watch television :rollinglaughing:

hehehe...
And thanks BBD for this thread this week, that was very thoughtful of you! :hug:

Well...I do read a lot....I've read all the PEI books you know...and there was this wonderful show on tv for awhile called Wind At My Back or something like that..about Canada in the depression era...I love reading about Canada...

I would love for you to be able to spend some time way off down here...it would be soooooo entertaining for you.... :rolleyes:

It would be very entertaining, Ms Patti...the first time I went as far as Nashville I thought I was on another planet...and Arkansas...wow.
I've been as far down as Alabama, which was pretty redneck for this northerner, lol, but I'd love to see Texas, and Mississippi...

Arkansas...wow..... :rollinglaughing: ...Don't worry...you'll be okay everywhere else...trust me....

Hehehe...promise????

Oh....yeah..... :giggle:

I wonder if there isn't any Canadian blood down this way. I drive on a Highway and drink pop (sometimes even the same time. ;))

Wow, Qman...so all is not lost, there is hope for America yet...hehehe.... :P

It must be the influence of people who found out America is better than Canada. (Pamela Anderson, Shania Twain, Michael J. Fox, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers etc. :)