a man was having trouble sleeping so he scheduled an appointment with his priest. When he told his priest the trouble he replied should'nt you see a doctor for that . Well you see i keep waking up full of guilt for a sin i've committed he explained, i work in a lumber yard and over the years i've stolen enough lumber to build my house. That is a biggie said the priest. And enough for a garage he continued and homes for our three children, and i just built my parents a home to retire to. The priest said i'm going to have to pray about that ,it's going to take a lot of pennance to make up for this. Let's meet again next week and i'll tell you what i think. So the next week they meet and the priest asked the man if he'd consider doing a retreat.The man replied If you can get the prints for one i can get the lumber!!!!!!