Obie Joe and Jack, two good ole boys from Texas,

are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing, and drinking beer,

when suddenly Jack says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife -

she hasn't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Obie Joe spits, sips his beer and says,

"You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."

:rollinglaughing: :smiley fish: :smiley fish: