Title: Signs You are Having a Redneck Thanksgiving
Kattie E - November 21, 2007 05:44 PM (GMT)
SIGNS YOU'RE HAVING A REDNECK THANKSGIVING
Everyone at the table is wearing their Sunday Best Church Overalls.
The turkey you are eating had a name two days ago.
You have to be extra careful not to mix up the gravy boat and Grandma's spittoon.
Instead of the "Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade,” your family gathers around the TV to watch "Fishin' With Babe Winkleman."
The entire meal ends in a brawl after someone asks the question, "You reckon Dale Jr. is a better driver than Tony Stewart?"
Denise - November 21, 2007 05:47 PM (GMT)
:babyha: that is great!!!
pattipagewhite - November 25, 2007 08:32 PM (GMT)
I'll have you to know......I watched Macy's Thanksgiving Parade..... :giggle:
....and any overalls worn at the table are camo....to match everyone else's camo..... :christmasdeer:
Kattie E - November 26, 2007 03:35 AM (GMT)
does your granddaughter think that parade is named after her Patti? :kekeke:
pattipagewhite - November 27, 2007 01:46 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Kattie E @ Nov 25 2007, 09:35 PM) |
| does your granddaughter think that parade is named after her Patti? :kekeke: |
Quite possibly......... :pooh:
JDubya - December 1, 2007 05:27 AM (GMT)
Here's one:
You don't invite your ex-wife, but since she is your uncle's daughter, she comes anyway.
(some of you'll get that one on the way home)
:rollinglaughing: