The stockings you hung were bought at Big and Tall.

The CEO of American Express has added you to his AOL buddy list.

The massage cushion you purchased came with a live massage therapist.

Fed Ex built a landing strip for their planes in your driveway.

Your credit card statement weights twelve pounds.

The mall reserved a parking spot in front with your name on it.

In addition to getting your friends Christmas presents, you also got them something for Hanukah, Kwanzaa, and the Chinese New Year.