HORMONE HOSTAGE

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband or boyfriend.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of milk with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.



And remember:
Money talks....
But Chocolate sings!!

Yes chocolate SINGS!!! I like it!!!
And you know what it sings....
mahna mahna do doooo do do do
mahna mahna do dooooo do
mahna mahna do dooo do do do
do do do
do do do
do do do do dooooooooooooooo do
hehehehe

I'd say you officially have that song stuck in your head! LOL

Sunny days...... sweeping the clouds away......
on my way to where the air is sweet....
can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.

That's the one I can't get out of my head since you started this whole thing. :D

LOL...yeah who says the best songs have to be musically complicated...

AMEN!!!

One two three four five, six seven eight nine ten,
ten tiny turtles on the telephone talkin' to the grocerymen.
They would like some mangos,
and potatos for sister Gert,
and one last thing, please do include ten apples for dessert.

TEN!!!!