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Kattie E - January 28, 2008 05:47 PM (GMT)
THINGS PEOPLE DON’T THINK WHEN THEY SEE A CHRISTIAN SYMBOL ON YOUR CAR


Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians.

Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians. They must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour.

What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters.

Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?

Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail? Can we get a bumper sticker like that, too?

Stay clear of those folks, Martha. If they get raptured, that car's gonna be all over the road!

Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus with a police officer.

No, that's not garbage their throwing out of their windows, Bert. It's probably gospel tracts for the road workers.

Oh boy, we're in trouble now! We just rear-ended one of God's cars.

Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus!

Donna - January 28, 2008 06:49 PM (GMT)
:red car: Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians. They must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour :red car: :whistling:

JDubya - January 31, 2008 12:55 PM (GMT)
"Reckon how they justify that Bud Lite bumper sticker with that fish symbol?"




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