THINGS PEOPLE DON’T THINK WHEN THEY SEE A CHRISTIAN SYMBOL ON YOUR CAR
Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians.
Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians. They must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour.
What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters.
Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?
Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail? Can we get a bumper sticker like that, too?
Stay clear of those folks, Martha. If they get raptured, that car's gonna be all over the road!
Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus with a police officer.
No, that's not garbage their throwing out of their windows, Bert. It's probably gospel tracts for the road workers.
Oh boy, we're in trouble now! We just rear-ended one of God's cars.
Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus!
:red car: Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians. They must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour :red car: :whistling:
"Reckon how they justify that Bud Lite bumper sticker with that fish symbol?"