A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase

Bathroom lines are 80% shorter

We can open all our own jars

Phone conversations last 30 seconds

Old friends don't care if we've lost or gained weight

When surfing channels, we don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying

Our last name stays put.

We can leave a hotel room bed unmade.

The garage is all ours.

We never have to clean the toilet.

We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friend.

Our underwear costs $6.50 for a pack of 3.

None of our co-workers have the power to make us cry.

We don't have to shave below our neck.

If we're 34 and single, no one notices.

Chocolate is just another snack.

We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

We can say anything and not worry about what people think.

We don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice our new haircut.

Wedding dress; $2000, Tux rental; 100 bucks.

We don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's.

The remote control is all ours.

We need not pretend we're "freshening up" to use the bathroom.

:cowboy: ..... :sidecap: ..... :red car: ..... :sidecap: ..... :cowboy:

That is so funny! And sad too. Women are funny.