My trucks are all green, my dog's name is blue, and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk, a flappin' in the breeze, softer than Blue's, and without all them fleas.

You have all yore teeth, of which I am proud, I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave yore pits, well, I'm in hawg heaven! Plumb outta my wits!

And speakin' of wits, you got plenty for sure, 'cuz you married me back in '74.

Still them fellers in the north 40, they all want me to tell, what I did to deserve such a pretty young belle.

Like a good roll of duct tape, yore there for yore man, to patch up life's troubles, and stick 'em in the can.

Yore as strong as a four wheeler, racin' through the mud, yet fragile as that singer Naomi Judd.

Yore as cute as a junebug, a-buzzin' overhead, you ain't like no far ant, upon which I oft' tread.

Cut from the best pattern, like a flannel shirt of plaid, you spark up my life. like that old linear I had.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin', despite all the years, yore age it keeps hidin'.

Some men, they buy chocolate, for Valentine's Day, they git it at Wal-Mart; it's romantic that way.

Some men get roses on that special day, from the cooler at Kroger, "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth, "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man honey, this will not do, for you are too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste or odor, better than diamonds, it's a new 350 Chevy motor!

Awwww...that is just so sweet, y'all...... :wub: just melts my little redneck heart, it does.....

Here's another one to ponder.....

I luv u more than my pick-up truck,
I luv u more than a twelve-point buck,

I luv u more than turtle stew,
I luv u more than jerkey too,

I luv u more than opossum pie,
I’ll love u 'til the day I die!

Thanks for the laugh! My sister and I really enjoyed these!!! :P

Ahhh... its just good to hear yall talkin in plain english for once!!! :rollinglaughing: