EMERGENCY ROOM

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours,

I put on my old Marine fatigues and stuck a patch

that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Here's the patch.



Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.