How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
15,738,283 (at last count), but they can't agree if it really needs to be changed.

How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But soon all around can warm up in it's glowing.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?
Eventually about five, but they can get along find without it.

How many televangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but for the message of change to continue to go forth, send in your check today.

How many Mormon missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to bike over to the hardware store and one to do it.

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to do it, one to bless the element, and one to pour the sherry.

How many Nazarenes does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to organize the fellowship supper that follows.

How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
They're not sure, but there's a committee studying the issue.

How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?

How many members of the Church of Christ does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but if anyone else tries to do it, the light won't come on.

How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but first they want to make sure no one is offended by the change.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine. One to change it and eight to sell raffle tickets on the old one.

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to do it and two to bind the spirit of darkness.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter because you won't let them in to change it anyway.